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    What do you do when your daughter utterly despises your brother's new boyfriend?
    What do you do when every time they come to dinner, it ends up in a disaster?

    Turns out, you just need Eddie Diaz, child whisperer extraordinaire and, coincidentially, also madly in love with your oblivious brother.

    Or, another 5+1
    Five times Maddie invites Buck and his boyfriend for dinner (and it's one disaster after the other) plus one time it all goes smoothly (kinda).

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    07 May 2026

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    Buck knew the universe wasn’t really a huge fan of him. But this? This was a new low.

    The last two weeks of working with Eddie Diaz had been a special type of hell. Of course, while he’d been out of work nearly dying several times, Bobby had managed to replace him with the hottest, most competent probie that ever graduated the Academy. And of course, he hated Buck.

    Which was good, because Buck hated him right back.

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    In a world where everyone's timing is just a little off, Buck and Eddie take a few more missteps on the way to finding each other.

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    05 May 2026

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    "Mr. Eddie?"
    "Yes, sweetheart. Sorry, where were we?"
    Eddie helps Phoebe with a few more math problems until he can hear her dad in the background.
    "Did you call 911 again, Pheebo? What am I gonna do with you, huh?" Eddie hears what it sounds like the man doing a raspberry and Phoebe giggling before some static and then a gravelly, tired voice comes on the line. "Sorry, she does this—"
    "I know." Eddie chuckles. "I'm Eddie, from the last time?"

     

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    Buck's daughter keeps calling 9-1-1 for help with her homework, Eddie is smitten and apparently 9-1-1 works better than Tinder.

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    05 May 2026

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    “How did you get home from the hospital?”

    “Took an uber.”

    “Does Maddie know?” Silence. “Does anyone?” More silence. More of Buck refusing to meet his gaze, staring at the door like he thought he could entice Eddie to leave by the power of suggestion. Well, good fucking luck, Eddie thought. Wild horses, and all that. “Why didn’t you call anyone?” he demanded. “Why didn’t you call me?”

    “I did!” Buck snarled. The momentum of his indignation carried him into a sitting position, and Eddie could see him flinch with the pain of it. His unnaturally stoic front was gone, and something raw and wrenching took its place; it occurred to Eddie that he’d never heard Buck raise his voice before. “I did call you, Eddie! As I was bleeding out on my kitchen floor. You. Didn’t. Answer.”

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    The squatter in Buck's attic has a knife. Buck has a bit of a breakdown. Eddie has a plan to make everything right.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Buck stands up from the bed and stumbles back a couple of steps. This can't be happening. It´s white noise in his ears and the room is spinning, panic clawing at his chest. He closes his eyes for a second and takes a deep breath, he doesn't have time for this. He needs to call the police. He quickly pulls up his phone and dials.

    “9-1-1, what is your emergency?”

    “This is firefighter Evan Buckley with station 118, badge number 3671. I need to report a possible kidnapping of a child at 6957 Cantaloupe Ave.” He swallows loudly. “The child's name is Christopher Diaz.”

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    18 Apr 2026