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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    kenny mccormick moves to a new school, and meets a boy he wants to go out with, but hes not allowed to date until his best friend, kyle broflovski, does. so kenny teams up with a classmate to kill two birds with one stone. get kenny a date and get the undateable kyle one too.

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    29 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Kyle goes to prom to hang out with Cartman, but instead spends his time with a mysterious beautiful girl. Little does he know, he’s actually spending his night with exactly who he originally intended.

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    After a prom night full of shocking twists, Kyle and Cartman end up fake dating.

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    29 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    Being with Cartman brings out a side of Kyle he never knew that existed.

    My secret santa gift to Papermich! Top Kyle Smut baby!

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    25 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    "He reaches his hand inside. His fingers don't find his smooth plastic pill bottle. Instead, they brush against something metallic and heavy... Kyle stares at it, his jaw dropping in a mix of horror and sudden adrenaline. This isn't his bag."

    Senior year spirit week at South Park High is already a total mess. After a sleepless night of overthinking, a mix-up before the pep rally leaves Kyle holding Cartman’s identical black backpack—and inside is a private, worn leather journal full of secrets he was never meant to find. Forced to face the vulnerable, and surprisingly artistic side of his rival.

    Kyle's entire world completely shatters as he realizes the loud-mouthed bully is hiding a secret crush.

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    25 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    "Dude, are you okay?"

    Pim bit at his fist, anxious to admit what was wrong. "I started it. Uhm, I'm sick, I'm Fervent." He said, his voice shaking. "I need you to get me home. Please. Just tell Mr. Boss I'm sick and can't work for a while."

    "Fervent?" Charlie questioned. "Do you have a fever? You look like you're burning up-" Charlie bent over to touch Pim's forehead, and he was sweltering. "Pim we need to get you to a hospital-"

    "No Charlie!" He pushed his hand away, and stared helplessly at the floor. "Fervor, estrus, heat, I don't know what non-amphivians call it." He looked Charlie in the eye, who was still bent over to his level. Pim lips quivered, as he had never felt so humiliated. He avoided his gaze and turned his head down towards the floor. "I'm entering my mating drive." He spoke quietly through gritted teeth.

    "Oh..." Charlie looked at Pim, and then it clicked.

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    TLDR; Charlie needs to learn more about the reproductive anatomy of different types of critters: A Pim in Heat Fic

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    24 Jun 2026