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    "How about I slip into something a little less comfortable and you can frisk me for old time’s sake?”

    Peter snorted. Then he thought about it.

    “On a rooftop?” he asked.

    “You just pick the skyscraper, baby,” Felicia said, dragging one finger down Peter’s chest. “I’ll be there with bells on. Literally.”

    She pulled away from him with a wink, a sway in her steps as she padded silent through the living room. Peter loved her.

    Her father was right about one thing. A woman like Felicia deserved something more special than a ring from Zales hidden away in a cake.

    She deserved a proposal as unique as she was.

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    Peter proposes to Felicia, robs a museum, and chaperones his son's science class. Not in that order.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “Caitlyn.”

    Oh,” Jinx says knowingly, glancing Vi’s way out of the corner of her eye. “That’s the, uh, the cop girl, right? Maddie’s ex?”

    A chorus of mutters and nods is the response.

    “I’m being warned about her,” Vi tells her sister and Jinx blows her bangs out of her face.

    “Good,” she says, almost snappishly. “Yeah, don’t date cop girl. You should date someone cool.”

    “I’m not going to date anyone, not for a while. I need to get back on my feet first,” says Vi, drumming her fingers against the condensation of the glass. Thinking of Cupcake in her contacts, and that teasing smile.

    Everything in Vi’s life right now is starting over. She’s spending the holidays on her sister’s pull-out futon, trying to make sense of the avalanche of changes, salvage what’s left of her family and figure out what she’s going to do next. The last thing she expects to do is include the beautiful woman she runs into on her first day in town, or this Caitlyn that everyone’s warning her to stay away from.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    Tony just needs to figure out a way to get the kid some absurdly over-the-top insanely expensive gift without him feeling like a charity case. It’s not like that, it’s not charity, it’s just… basic Christmas.

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    21 Dec 2025

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    Life and love are rarely as straightforward as black and white, or truth and lies. Jess, Jules, Joe and Tony try to figure out the rules of the new playing field on which they are and what positions they're now playing in relation to each other. They don't always tell the truth to themselves, but they can't always tell where not knowing ends and lying begins, either.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    “Hey there, Parker. I’ve got some exciting news about your community service sentencing,” the bright voice from the other line says. "It looks like you've been reassigned."

    “Oh, yeah?” Peter asks, warily. His social worker sounds excited, but he's been burned a few too many times to take any "good news" at face value.

    Peter listens to her explain with a furrowed brow, and when the call is over, he opens the web browser on his cracked Android and quickly types the words september foundation into the search bar. His eyes narrow as he peruses the top result.

    Oh, he is going to kill that Stark bastard.

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    All Peter Parker wants to do is fly under the radar. He wants to go to school, work off his sentence by picking up trash at the stupid park, and avoid going home for as long as possible each night. Unfortunately for him, Tony Stark has never been one to see untapped potential and not do something about it.

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    02 Oct 2025