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    Various DCMK fics that mess with timelines, reality, and the natural order, focused on Shinichi's band of bemused special agents.

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    Various answers to the question: what if Roger lived?

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    If only he could actually catch his breath. But of course he couldn’t. Stupid Grover, Coward Grover, Going To Let Everyone Down Grover– the tears start before he even realizes.

    Within moments the trail of fat tears erupts into heaving sobs.

    He can’t handle it! All these people want to look to him for guidance? He’s not a leader! He’s not even a good satyr!

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    OR: Grover's struggling with the added responsibility everyone thinks he can handle, and his best friend lends a hand.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    23 Jun 2026

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    The complete guide of Percy Jackson’s powers and abilities with special bonus commentaries at the end from monsters who have faced the menace that is the spawn of Poseidon in the past and seeking to pass on their advice and wisdom to the next foolhardy generation of demigod killers.

    (EDIT) Hyperion: It shouldn't be this hard to off one demigod.

    (EDIT) Minotaur: Look on the brightside, he won't be alive forever.

    (EDIT) Polybotes: So long as I'm the one who gets to finish him in the end, it matters not to me.

    (EDIT) Tartarus: So naive.

    (EDIT) Hyperion: What is that supposed to mean?

    (EDIT) Hyperion: Well?

    (EDIT) Hyperion: Heeellllloooo

    (EDIT) Hyperion: .......

     

    **Disclaimer: If you just want to read the plot/humorous parts with the monsters commenting on Percy's powers and abilities I would skip to chapter 22**

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Percy has been told, over and over, that names have power. But he didn't expect his worrying over Estelle's first words to have such a big impact on his sense of family - and his sense of self.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Tricia Kamelot was sure that the young man Tyki had dropped in his spare bedroom at the manor was not, in fact, a prostitute, no matter his state of undress, because her brother-in-law would know better than to bring a prostitute to the home of the minister of foreign affairs.

    Tricia Kamelot and Allen Walker eat breakfast together. Misunderstandings ensue.

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    01 Jun 2026