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The Saddest Girl in the Whole Entire World by plottingalong
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 Jun 2025
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Gideon Nav finds herself in a body both familiar and completely foreign, while Ianthe Tridentarius finds herself in second place once again.
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05 Jul 2025
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within your shadow i am bound by LotusRoaster
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
15 Jul 2023
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Griddle,
While only a fool would claim absolute comprehension of life and death (and He is now, as you say, ‘space dust,’), I can assert with confidence that you, Gideon Nav, are not dead.
I have provided a short bibliography of relevant works on post-mortuary thanergy should you wish to self-study on the topic, but given that the number of ‘titties’ in those works is negligible (but perhaps interestingly, not ‘none’), my assumption is that you’ll bin it immediately.
Know this, then. I would know in the farthest reaches of my soul if you were dead.
Harrowhark Nonagesimus
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A post-Harrow the Ninth AU. Gideon and Harrow find themselves splitting a timeshare in Harrow’s body, and like so many fools before them, trying to work out their feelings in the mail.Bookmarked by saylemthewizard
17 May 2025
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while we’re alone, blue as can be by PineAndPetrichor
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
29 Sep 2024
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The girl they corner is just a little mouse of a thing. Violet strobes. Bodies flailing to the ear-shredding techno. Ianthe and Kiriona crowd in, pressing the tiny girl into the wall using just the angle of their silver-clad chests.
“My friend thinks you’re cute,” Ianthe drawls.
This girl is really not into me, Kiriona thinks, and starts kissing the girl anyway.
The Tower Princes go clubbing!
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17 May 2025
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She Puts the Fun in Funeral by uisceB
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
02 Feb 2024
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Gideon tapped her lip in thought. “Wellllll, I suppose, given that you just called me striking—”
“I didn’t call you striking, I said you’d make a striking impression—”
“—Called me striking,” Gideon said again, “and basically said I have the physique of a god…”
“I said absolutely none of the above.”
“Because you just said explicitly and in no uncertain terms that I am incredibly sexy, muscular, and the greatest swordswoman that ever lived…I guess I can be your date to God’s funeral,” Gideon said.
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Three years ago—the ten thousandth year of the King Undying, the kindly Prince of Death!—no one in the Nine Houses received a summons to Lyctorhood. Now God is dead, the saints are panicking, and Gideon is being dragged to Canaan House with Harrow to attend the funeral. Sure would be a shame if, in this time of dull mourning, Gideon were to open up a mysterious old book, accidentally steal Harrow’s powers, and pitch the entire necro-cav dichotomy into utter chaos…
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- Part 1 of She Puts the Fun in Funeral
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17 May 2025
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Can You Even Play Spin the Bottle with Two People? by core_boar
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
14 Dec 2023
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After a couple of John mandated "getting to know you" games, Ianthe declared Kiriona's childhood a blighted wasteland and made it her mission to give her the quintessential adolescent experiences she missed out on while growing up on the Ninth. The delivery mechanism for these artificial childhood memories would be a series of slumber parties.
This particular sleepover in Ianthe's "Speedrun Kiri's Lost Childhood" campaign (the third of its kind) consisted of Fuck Marry Kill and... Spin the Bottle? With two people?
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17 May 2025