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There is a killer on the loose, and Harry can’t stop looping.
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Pantalone and Dottore's partnership had been going strong for centuries. They've shared drinks, victories, spoils, laughed over corpses and slaved over projects.
So naturally, the next step was marriage. For the tax benefits. Pantalone loved a good deal.
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30 Jun 2026
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“I really don't have time for this,” Pantalone sighed, sounding every bit as tired as he felt, addressing the complaint to his own erection as though it were a particularly ill-behaved child.
Casting one last reproachful glare at the offending arousal, as though sheer disapproval might somehow make it disappear, Pantalone grumbled under his breath and made his way to bed.
It'll be fine, Pantalone assured himself as he climbed beneath the covers. He settled carefully behind Dottore's sleeping form. He was certain that the moment his head touched the pillow, he'd be asleep like a corpse anyway—
“…Why are you hard?”
—or perhaps not.
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Pantalone had a problem in the middle of the night.
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- Part 8 of The Foolish Fatuus
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28 Jun 2026
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Tom adores his older half-brother, even if he is a bit of a burnout loser.
Needing some space from their father over winter break, he decides to hunker down with Harry.
After all, Tom's a smart boy—he’s in no danger of succumbing to a bad influence. What’s the worst that could happen?
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23 Jun 2026
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When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.
A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.
“You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”
“I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.
“You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”
Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
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- Part 4 of Tomarrymort Stories
- Part 3 of Daddymort
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