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  1. Bitten By The Filk Bug by , , , , , ,

    Fandom Among Us (Video Game), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Pundit & Broadcast Journalist RPF (US), Red White & Royal Blue (2023), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Sherlock (TV), The Martian (2015), The Martian - All Media Types, The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Video Blogging RPF, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

    07 Sep 2025

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    This is a collection of filk that were either recorded or written by BluegeekEM.

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  2. Harry Potter Astrology by

    Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

    06 Dec 2022

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  3. Fanart for Idiopathicsmile by

    Fandom Les Misérables - All Media Types

    19 Apr 2015

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    Carrion Comfort by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    09 Jun 2026

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    Flight 771 shouldn't have been any different than any of the hundreds of other flights that Shane has taken over the course of his career, aside from the fact that it was taking him towards his lifelong dream—towards the Olympics.

    It shouldn't have been any different.

    BEND OVER, STAY DOWN.

    BEND OVER, STAY DOWN.

    BEND OVER, STAY DOWN.

    It is.

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    31 May 2026

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    lilybestbackhand verse by

    Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)

    12 Apr 2026

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    26 Apr 2026

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    Gaslight, Gatekeep, Gorbachev by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    23 Mar 2026

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    rat
    @rinkrat97

    uhm. is this what I think it is?????

    *grainy image of two people kissing on a rooftop (they look like shane and ilya)*

    ❤ 278K 8:22 PM - August 31, 2017

    1.2K people are talking about this

    Now Trending: #ProperRussianGreeting #NotGayIfItsSoviet #StalinsLips

    Real American
    @JustAskingQ

    I can't believe they just let Rozanov get away with this.

    ❤ 18.2K 1:45 PM - September 2, 2017

    or, a more light hearted and crack-coded sequel to The MVP Incident (can be read as standalone)

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    23 Mar 2026

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    What We Refuse to Lose in the Fight by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    26 Feb 2026

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    “How long has this been here?” Shane asked.

    Ilya frowned. “What?”

    “This,” Shane said, pressing gently.

    Ilya flinched, more surprised than hurt. He twisted awkwardly, reaching back, fingers searching. “I don’t feel anything.”

    “You don’t feel that?” Shane asked. His voice sounded wrong to his own ears.

    Ilya sighed, irritation creeping in. “You’re poking me. Of course I feel that.”

    “Ilya.”

    “It’s probably nothing,” Ilya said, already pulling away, sitting up. “Muscle knot. I don’t know.”

     

    Or,
    Ilya is used to surviving alone. Shane won’t let him. When illness forces their lives to change overnight, they learn what marriage really means. Not in vows, but in the relentless decision to stay.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    @MLHTracker by for arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds)

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    21 Dec 2025

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    MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
    rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:

    ✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
    ✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
    ✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
    ⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732

    rozanov defender @gremlinroz
    ... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
    ⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63

    lea @rozanovsss
    getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
    ⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37

    The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.

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    28 Feb 2026