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... and then i go and spoil it all (by saying something stupid) by saltedkoiii
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
13 Jul 2026
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Alastor has one too many cocktails and gets absolutely wasted, and now it's Vox's job to take care of him for the night while balancing heightened emotional tensions.
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“I’m not letting go until you swallow,” Alastor replied calmly, though his gaze was hardened on Vincent’s wet, mismatched eyes.
“No! I can’t do it!” Vincent whimpered, fighting the agonizing churning of his stomach contents. Hot tears gathered on his waterline, and one slid down his burning cheek. “I-I’m going to throw up!”
“You won’t. Now chew.”
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Alastor tries to get his accomplice Vincent accustomed to human flesh. Yk, like any good mentor would.
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- Part 1 of The Accomplice AU
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come rest your bones next to me by saltedkoiii
Fandoms: Falsettos - Lapine/Finn, Falsettos - Lapine/Finn (Broadway Cast) RPF
02 Jan 2025
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Marvin visits Whizzer’s grave once again, but this time, he has some important news to deliver to him. All Whizzer can do is lay and listen.
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Jax has been stalking Pomni for six months. He's obsessed with her, knows everything about her, prides himself on infiltrating her every bit of privacy. However, there's one "hobby" she's been hiding. When Jax finds out what it is, it's already too late.
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22 Jul 2026
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The princess lies as a centerpiece in pieces, mind drowned in sacrificial wine.
An offering to the unlovable in order to be loved, enduring the trauma of the feast, while the one man who belongs at such a gruesome gathering is nowhere to be found.
The savior waits to be saved.
Or: Charlie offers herself for Rosie's grand dinner. Alastor is expected to clean the table.
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21 Jul 2026
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Vincent and Alastor have been friends since they were kids. They graduated highschool together, go to the same college, and they've just moved into their own apartment.
The only problem is the thing wearing Alastor's face is no longer his childhood friend.
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Or a The Summer Hikaru Died inspired AU :)
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- Part 1 of Bitter Pleasure
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06 Jul 2026
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Hikaru's Body by goo_ner
Fandoms: 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Manga), Jennifer's Body (2009)
17 Jun 2026
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Yoshiki Tsujinaka always believed he knew Hikaru Indou better than anyone. After all, they grew up together in the small town of Kubitachi, sharing a bond so intense it seemed unbreakable. But when a night of music, booze, and bad decisions ends in an unspeakable tragedy, Hikaru returns a changed person. As a series of deaths begins to rock the town, Yoshiki must face a terrifying truth: the boy he loves is turning into something monstrous, and perhaps there were always parts of him he never truly understood.
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A Jennifer’s Body AU featuring characters from The Summer Hikaru Died. Set in the mid-2000s in the United States, this is a story of horror, romance, and tragedy exploring adolescence, masculinity, obsession, and two people who love each other in the most twisted of ways.
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05 Jul 2026
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"For what is a man, what has he got? - If not himself, then he has naught - To say the things he truly feels - And not the words of one who kneels - The record shows I took the blows - And did it my way"
Following the finale, the hotel and the Vees decide to forbid the now-free Alastor and the now-subdued Vox from seeing each other after the stunt they’ve pulled, afraid they’d cause more trouble for hell.
But obsessive hatred runs quite deep, and if the two can’t find a way to ruin each other’s lives in hell, they’d risk everything to find another way in another place.
Somewhere out there exists a universe in which Alastor and Vox are as close in every sense as possible. Geographically, temporally, emotionally. An alternative version of Al and Vincent on Earth in the modern times. One day, they begin to get spontaneously possessed by their demon counterparts, whose plan consists of tormenting each other in their bodies.
Their possessions won’t always be timely consistent, leading to a few teeny-tiny... mishaps.
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17 Jun 2026