ratsplendor
Fandoms
- Gravity Falls (15)
- House M.D. (11)
- Star Wars - All Media Types (6)
- Star Wars Sequel Trilogy (6)
- Phineas and Ferb (4)
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zugzwang, and other forms of intimacy by haysfever (ratsplendor), ratsplendor for freshtrash, mi princesa, gaylisterine
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
22 Jul 2026
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20 years adrift in the multiverse, in between a rock and a hard place, Ford accepts a tow job from an inadvisable source - and they both pay the price. So it goes!
Alternately: 5 ways to become entangled, +1 to be taken apart.
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the boy in the other hotel bed is not your brother.
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Ford, alone.
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circuit breaker by haysfever (ratsplendor), ratsplendor for nwfairy, freshtrash, princess :)
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
20 Mar 2026
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An accident in the lab leads to Fiddleford and Bill forming an uneasy alliance in a bid to save Ford's life.
They're definitely going to kill each other after this, though.
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After a long, tough year, Stan and Fiddleford successfully retrieve Ford from the multiverse. It just might be easier to tear down an interdimensional portal than to rebuild any sense of stability between them.
Might.
Series
- Part 2 of love by the milligram
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challenging myself to get through as many of my Hilson requests as possible before the end of the month :)
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rskt 2024 by haysfever (ratsplendor), ratsplendor
Fandom Gravity Falls, House M.D., Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
31 Oct 2024
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ratsplendor's works for Kinktober 2024. multi-fandom and absolutely chaotic; i created a random generator that spat out a kink, a modifier (like a trope/setting/relationship type etc), and a dialogue prompt.
i'll be posting only on the weekdays in October, with the remaining prompts as sort of free slots in the months of November + maybe December because i'm trying not to burn myself out.
play bingo here. laugh so you don't cry; gayngst has, so far, been the theme of what's currently written :')
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Bill gets schwasted and decides to go love bomb Ford.
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While portal hopping, Ford goes to play craps in Lottocron 9 for some quick cash since he's low on funds. Turns out Bill's already there, ready to up the stakes.
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When Stanford gets caught up on figuring out how exactly he can build an interdimensional portal to satisfy his muse and receive critical acclaim, he encounters a road block he didn't expect, and needs Bill's help to rock--ah, steer the boat in the right direction.
TLDR: Ford enters a rut and needs the help of his beloved, dear, dotiful, trustworthy muse to help him. Will his muse be charmed by the whimsical and pitiful Stanford Pines? Read to find out (or not, this fic is technically unfinished)!
Bookmarked by ratsplendor
15 Jul 2026
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| Ford sighs, pawing at the pressure in his ear. It seems like it’s always there as of late, like something’s pushing up against the cavity of his brain, like it's about to burst out into the canal of his ear, letting loose the scattered thoughts bursting ever present inside of him.
He glances up at the clock. Stares at the hands, struggling to move, working tirelessly without much progress.
“Bill,” he murmurs softly. Into the night, into the chill of his room. His breath rustles a page.
i.e, Ford needs sleep. Bill gives it to him...though he has a different method in mind.
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10 Jul 2026
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When Ford makes a dangerous alliance in his quest for vengeance, it backfires spectacularly and he ends up even worse off than he was- still on the run across dimensions, but now joined by an even-less-stable-than-usual Bill Cipher in a grudging and temporary truce.
(Original working title: Bill and Ford's Interdimensional Abortion Roadtrip!)Bookmarked by ratsplendor
06 Jun 2026