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In the wake of the second wizarding war, the Ministry of Magic enacts a marriage law to help with the repopulation efforts. To everyone's surprise, the reclusive war-heroine Hermione Granger is matched with Draco Malfoy, an ex-death eater recently released from Azkaban.
Bound to a legally-mandated timeline—cohabitation, consummation, conception—every intimate milestone of their relationship is dictated by the Ministry. Will they find a way out of this nightmarish arrangement? Will they somehow make it work even despite their history? Or will the past tear everything apart before they get the chance?
The war left everyone scarred, but some scars are less visible than others.
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Hermione is traumatized and barely holding it together. Draco is depressed and drowning himself in guilt. Neither of them are stable enough for this, but neither of them have a choice.
A slow-burn Dramione marriage law fic with heavy angst, secrecy, and trauma, but also trust, recovery, and redemption.
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A Corpse's Guide to Family Bonding by nonsensible
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
02 May 2026
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The Lazarus Pit is only capable of so much. It can heal fractured bones, mend together shredded skin, regrow a limb if necessary, even someone on the brink of death could be healed. But that was its limit.
Jason Todd is dead. That much has never changed. He doesn’t even mean it in a metaphorical sense. His heart stopped beating in that warehouse in Ethiopia, and it never started again. Jason Todd is literally dead; a corpse reanimated, but a corpse none the less. The only thing stopping him from watching his flesh rot off his bones is his nightly soak in the Pit.
When he returned to Gotham as Red Hood, he had no intention of getting involved with the Bats. He just wanted to clean up the city in the ways that Bruce failed to, but when he learns of a human trafficking ring that he doesn’t have the resources to handle, he knows who he needs to turn to. Now, if only the Bats would leave him alone, his job would be so much easier.
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A detention lands Hermione and Draco cleaning out the potions storage closet.
What neither of them could have expected was an accidental potion mishap having such disastrously delightful consequences.or:
Hermione + Draco + a lust potion = a fun time
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I've been burning for you, baby, since the minute I left by nonsensible
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Dec 2023
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Inspired by the song Paul by Big Thief
I don't even know, this just kind of happened."Maybe it was fear. Maybe it was cowardice. Or maybe Regulus couldn’t stand the thought of being abandoned again. Least of all by James, who had burned his way far deeper into Regulus’ frozen heart than he would ever admit to himself."
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Hermione is settled in for a night of diligent work in the library.
Draco has other ideas.
Loads of smut ensues.