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An Eye for An Eye by minustofu
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types
25 Aug 2025
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One time Hunter and Lyra each get hurt, and one time they get REALLY hurt. They might annoy the hell of of each other, but no one's dying on their watch. They just didn't expect them to be so...tactile. And oh? What's this strange feeling? Must be indigestion.
(This is the same oc I created in my other bad batch fic that I abandoned, just pretend she has a fully fleshed out story lol, this is purely self indulgent so I don't expect anyone to read it)
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Flash Flood Under My Bed by minustofu
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
16 Jan 2025
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"Logan’s done this whole song and dance before. He knows the melody by heart, the hopeless hope, the enticing push and pull of 'will they, won’t they.'
And time and time again, he falls victim to their alluring display; a moth to a flame. Died, abandoned, betrayed- it didn’t matter. At the end of the day, he stood alone. The only thing he could always count on for company was the bottle.
Then Wade-motherfucking-Wilson waltzes into his life, squeezes past his carefully built walls, and makes himself at home in his heart."In short: Logan needs to face the facts- he's in love with Wade Wilson. But when shit hits the fan, running seems like his only option.
Title from "Can't Stand The Rain" by The Rescues
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Gabriel attempts (key word: attempts) to apologize to Minos and Sisyphus for their executions, but it doesn't go as well as he had hoped.
AKA Gabriel gets his shit rocked
"Everything happens so quickly. Sisyphus's expression turns to one of disgust, grabbing Gabriel by the neck and tossing him across the dining table. He's sent careening towards the fireplace, his body landing on utensils and plates, sending silverware flying from the force of the impact. By the time he rolled to a stop at the end of the table, he was deeply battered, with aching joints and bruised skin. Yeah, leaving his armor behind was a very stupid idea."
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(the whole fic is basically in beta lol)
She’d spun to face him, still in a defensive stance, eyes wide not in fear, but surprise. The toothy grin was gone, instead replaced by her real, bared teeth. The bottom half of her mask had dematerialized, leaving her mouth exposed. Before her face fell in bewilderment, he caught a glance of two needle-like fangs that retracted. Her fingers had sprouted claws where there’d been none before, matching his own. Behind the mask, her eyes glow scarlet, visible even behind the purple tint. Before he can voice his shock, the other spider steals the words right out of his mouth.
“You...you’re like me.” -
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After settling down on the surface, a newly mortal Gabriel gets his first cold. V1 is left to pick up the pieces when he pushes himself a bit too hard, helping the angel deal with his council trauma in the process.
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A Series Of Coincidences by liv_is_alive
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
07 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace woke up 11.9 light years away from Earth not knowing who he was. With time, the memories came back, but he still doesn’t remember it all.
Of course now, as the Hail Mary is en route for Erid, Grace is struck with memories of what can only be depicted as deep-seated emotional trauma.
And of course that happens after he’d managed to trigger a localized spacetime geometry failure in the middle of interstellar deceleration during which a literal submarine crashed into them, leaving Rocky and Grace to solve yet another doomsday scenario.
Never a dull moment in intergalactic space.
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09 Jun 2026
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Red String Theory by MerlinOfTheShire
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
08 Jun 2026
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The Eridians investigate a signal coming from a small nearby moon. There, they find their own leaky space blob. Meanwhile, in the relative sense, Grace and Rocky set course for Erid.
Their paths intersect.
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That time Adrian and Simon spot the xenonite-modified Hail Mary hurtling past 40 Eridani C and assume Rocky has been kidnapped.
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08 Jun 2026
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It's Only Us by Catfishkisser
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Adrian gest too antsy after decades of radio silence from their mate. A smaller crew sets out to recover the ship, but is soon forced to turn back after rescuing a strange alien from a blood-filled moon.
Adrian/Simon centric
POV is translated from Eridian-speak, you're welcome gang <3If the chapter titles seem sporatic that's because I'm naming them as I please. I did cook with chapter 25 tho
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08 Jun 2026
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the softest echo could be enough for me to make it through by sunsetsundae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
09 Jun 2026
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“You live in an enclosure,” the man said. There was no venom in his voice. He was just stating a fact.
“Yeah, but… it’s nice. I have just about anything I could ever ask for. And back on Earth, well… there’s nothing for me there now.”
A new human, inexplicably, shows up on Erid, and Ryland Grace has to remember how to be a good host. Considering he hasn’t seen another human in about a decade, and this human is both distractingly handsome and incredibly traumatized, it’s safe to say that this might be a challenge… especially with Ryland still working through his own issues, even all these years later.
But he saved the entire world, so, how hard could it be to save one more man?
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07 Jun 2026
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Nerve Endings by thewriterhyena
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Jun 2026
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“COI,” Simon growled, bringing one knee up and shifting his weight, struggling to remember how to stand. The ground bucked beneath him, sending him onto all fours, the impact jarring every nerve. “Not done feeding me to it, keep chewing and spitting.”
He gagged on his next words, choking back a sob. “'M’not a person, am I? Just a machine to you. Patch me up, send me in again..." Every muscle seized in a violent, cramping tremor. His breath shook. Cold sank into his bones while his skin seared hot.
“I don’t know who this COI is,” Grace said evenly. A cough. A few deep, wheezing breaths. “Wow, you really did a number on me.”
“Rocky explain,” the alien said firmly, tapping Grace’s knee not too gently before turning back to Simon. “You in danger. You hurt. We hear distress call through wormhole. We help.”
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03 Jun 2026