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Palimpsest by mediocre_everything
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
08 May 2026
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It had started 6 days earlier, though Kaz could admit it had been building from the moment Pekka Rollins kneeled in front of him all those months ago, and Kaz felt every reason he had to keep going start to slip from his grasp like water down a drainpipe. Or perhaps from when the boat carrying Nina disappeared down the canal. Or when Inej boarded her ship and got the hell out, no looking back.
He dealt with it all. Kaz was used to letting go. So really, none of that mattered. If he didn’t think about it, it didn’t matter. He’ll pin it all on the last week.
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Kaz runs away. His crows, understandably, follow him.
Lij was supposed to be quieter.
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'It went like this: Suho loved food. Sieun did not love food. Suho was gone, Sieun was not.
Suho couldn’t eat anymore, so Sieun shouldn’t either.
A simple give and take, the perfect balance. Suho couldn’t eat because of Sieun, so Sieun shouldn’t eat until Suho can eat with him. And maybe not even then; not without earning it.
Sieun was suddenly, painfully aware that there was, realistically, nothing he could ever do that would be good enough to earn it again'
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Yeon Sieun is an idiot with a guilt complex and his friends are going to beat him up: The Series
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'I know the harder you tried, the worse it got, and it felt like everybody just stood there watching you suffer, not a single person even tried to help.'
Spencer struggles. The team worries. Maybe somewhere along the way, these problems can solve eachother.
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The last time Kaz Rietveld cried, he was nine years old. He was alone. He was drowning.
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The first time Kaz Brekker cries, he is nineteen years old, surrounded by family and fire.OR
five times Kaz almost cries, and one time he finally does.
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For Minerva McGonagall, fear was a familiar emotion. She had felt it when Sirius Black returned from his Christmas holidays black and blue, limping. She had felt it when Remus Lupin, only 16, had been stuck in the hospital wing for two weeks following a bad full moon. She had felt it when James Potter lurched off of his broom in the Quidditch semi-final of ‘78.
Yes, Minerva McGonagall had felt fear, but never had she felt such terror as when Lily Evans-Potter landed smack bang in the middle of her office, smelling of smoke.
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The war is over. Voldemort is dead, Peter is in Azkaban, Harry Potter is safe, with his mother and god-fathers.
But James? James is gone, leaving his family to figure out how to piece their lives back together in his absence
DISCLAIMER: I hate JK Rowling so much so I'm rewriting everything because I Know she would HATE to see a trans bitch (Me) winning.
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It's all the same, really (but maybe this time we'll hurt less) by mediocre_everything
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
06 Oct 2023
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The Astute Tourist's Guide to Ketterdam by terribletruths
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
07 Jul 2021
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A love song. Who the hell was listening to such whimsy, amongst the murderers and the thugs of the Barrel?
(You are, and you’re the cruelest of them all.)
Kaz scowled into the darkness of the room. It’s not like he had much choice, unless he opened the window and shot the singer.---
Most sensible people avoid the Barrel during major celebrations, out of a healthy sense of self-preservation and fondness for their limbs and wallets. Kaz, on the other hand, does not have the luxury of avoiding everyone else's good cheer. What he does have is a useless gang full of teenage idiots, an irritatingly persistent three-legged dog, a few memories he'd rather forget, and a time limit.
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22 Jul 2021
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figments of the dark by ThanksForListening
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
20 Jul 2021
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"As they began walking, he forced his face into neutrality, buried any evidence of the thoughts that ran through his mind. They would have to find out eventually. Perhaps not all of it, and ideally not all at once, but in due time the truth would become unavoidable. They spoke of survival as if it was an honorable thing, but where that ship had taken Inej, only those with the sharpest of claws and malleable of morals made it out alive. Dirtyhands may have become his title, but nobody around here could claim cleanliness. Not even the dead."
or, a continuation picking off right where crooked kingdom left off.
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21 Jul 2021
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15 Jul 2021
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Bad Things Happen (To Kaz) Bingo by witteefool
Fandom Shadow and Bone (TV), Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
06 Aug 2021
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12 Jul 2021
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whisper a prayer to the saints by isolation_magician
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
10 Jul 2021
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Inej hears it when they beg for salvation.
Kaz hears it when they beg for destruction.
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11 Jul 2021