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Harry’s Hilarities: A Harry Potter Joke Book by kmichee
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2025
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What do you call a sleeping Norwegian Ridgeback?
Snorebert.Would Harry Potter make a good Quidditch Keeper?
No, but Oliver Wood.Why didn’t Draco Malfoy want to hear any of Hermione’s jokes?
He was afraid of the punchline.What did the Dementors name their musical group?
The Azka-Band.~
Just a collection of Harry Potter jokes I’ve written over the years.
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Remus and Sirius have two things in common: their love for their godson and their mutual hatred for each other. But when suddenly, they're all Harry has left, they need to overcome their past differences to build a shared future. Bound by grief, memories and a promise they never expected to fulfill, they have to learn what it means to be a family.
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Or, James and Lily die in a car accident shortly after Harry's first birthday and Remus and Sirius discover that their friends named them his joint guardians.
(Inspired by Life as we know it)
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16 Oct 2025
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A Black Mass Over Highway Ninety by greenvlvetcouch (mpr3g)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Nov 2023
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Remus loves Sirius, and Sirius loves Remus.
That’s just the way it is—call it a law of the universe or just the way the world works—but after four years away, Remus gets a call from Sirius asking him if he remembers a promise they made freshman year.
And, of course, Remus remembers. How could he not?
Something like a love story from the summer of 1978, full of Southern Cuts and Old Style, shitty motel rooms, and questionable decisions. Poor excuse for poetry and late night dancing, a trip to Vegas, and one too many honeymoon suites.
Cherry pop rocks, too-tight pants, and a road trip across the U.S.
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- Part 2 of HIGHWAY NINETY
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16 Sep 2025
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Sirius Black. 24. Captain of the Gryffindor Lions Hockey Team. Gay but not out, laser focused on his career and has not so much as kissed someone since joining the major league.
Remus Lupin. 26. Captain of the Gryffindor Phoenix Paralympic Hockey Team. Uses forearm crutches because of an accident that made him lose movement is his lower body and he has worked incredibly hard to get 25% of his movement back is his legs, but he needs the crutches to fully movement as he needs to. Gay. Out. But incredibly self doubting.
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18 Aug 2025
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Harry Potter and the Beasts of Magic: Year 1 by DarkDjinn2020
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Frith Chronicles - Shami Stovall, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
02 Jun 2025
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The world of one Harry Potter shifted near his fourteenth birthday, with his negligent aunt turning out to be something he never expected... Come on an adventure of Familiars, Trials and Legacy.
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- Part 1 of Beasts of Magic
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21 Jun 2025