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When news of Suna and Osamu’s relationship hits the internet without their approval, their friends leap into action to throw the press off its rhythm and off Suna and Osamu’s trail. Chaos and confusion ensues.
“Hey, Suna?” Washio calls. Weariness and confusion dull the edge of his voice, though more so the latter. Suna, who has an expert understanding of all the nuances of Washio's exasperation levels easily determines it's not his fault.
"What is it?" Suna asks when he doesn't elaborate.
At last, Washio tears himself away from the screen, flipping the phone around so Suna can see. “Since when are Bokuto and Osamu dating?”
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Permission Slip by ZhongliRetirementParty (keenbean)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Jan 2023
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Klee invites Aether to the Knights of Favonius headquarters for an interrogation. Everyone is confused.
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Two of a Kind by ZhongliRetirementParty (keenbean)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Jan 2023
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After crossing paths with Diona late one night between Mondstadt and Springvale, Diluc grows concerned for her wellbeing. What follows sends him on a journey that will change both of their lives forever.
Diluc's parenting instincts have Activated
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- Part 1 of Finding Home
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Heat of the Moment by ZhongliRetirementParty (keenbean)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Aug 2022
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The regulars are one of the few guaranteed bright spots in his day. Like Albedo, the stressed grad student who only shows up in the evenings, slogging through the door in various stages of haggard, and ordering a red eye and a croissant.
Speaking of—Diluc glances at the clock on the wall. It's nearly 7:30, which means if Albedo hasn’t shambled through the door by now, then he’s probably a no show. Diluc isn’t disappointed. He’s not. It’s not like Albedo is his favorite customer or anything.
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suna @sunarin · 31m
Due to personal reasons, @miyasam is DEAD TO MEosamu @miyasam · 30m
replying to @miyasam
OH YEAH? TWOO CAN PLAY THAT GAME. @sunarin IS DEAD TO MEatsumu @miya_a · 28m
replying to @miyasam
STOP you guys are sCARING MESuna and Osamu are absolutely shook when Atsumu et al appear on their doorstep, distraught over their recent public breakup. The only problem is, they weren't dating in the first place.
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Finding Home by keenbean, ZhongliRetirementParty (keenbean)
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Jan 2023
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Bob and Dick by keenbean, pancake_surprise (keenbean)
Fandom Haikyuu!!, Original Work, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
12 Mar 2022
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The journey of Bob and Dick through time and space.
[Bob and Dick appear in fics other than these. They make cameos in Right Kind of Love and Stand Your Ground.
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A series of semi-connected kid / parenthood fics on the HQ!! boys and their future families.
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~ IwaOi
~ BokuAka
~ SunaOsa
~ SakuAtsu- Words:
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It Takes a Village by keenbean, pancake_surprise (keenbean)
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Aug 2018
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Ficlets featuring parents, Bruce Banner and Thor, and kid Loki
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Raised by Wolves by keenbean, pancake_surprise (keenbean)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 May 2021
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A series of loosely connected one-shots and stories in a world where Sirius and Remus raise Harry.
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if i choose not to see it, it does not exist by inareese
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Oct 2020
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Zhongli might as well have just straight up told Childe. He absolutely refuses to think too hard about it.
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Tartaglia's accidental guide to why Zhongli is most definitely a hundred percent not Rex Lapis. There is nothing suspicious to see here.
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Bookmarked by keenbean
08 Aug 2021
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Girls in Peacetime Want to Dance by spooky_bee
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
07 Oct 2020
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"I'm not the only one who thinks this is weird, right? I mean, when we first met him, Edward Elric was a little kid in a wheelchair, missing an arm and a leg, and now he's managed to get his arm back, he's of legal drinking age, and he's getting married."
It is kind of weird, Riza agrees, although it really shouldn't be. After all, settling down and getting married is what men Edward's age usually do. And yet it feels so incongruous for Edward Elric, who saw the Gate three times, punched a god in the face, and was one of the brightest alchemists Riza had ever met, to be doing something so normal. It would be like the Brigadier General getting married, or her. She has to suppress a giggle at the thought.
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13 Jul 2026
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Renewed Parameters by ArwenRivendell
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu
11 Mar 2025
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Post LN13 (technically could be mid14) Jinshi finds himself tangled in the complexities of his court position and the hesitant reciprocation of his beloved Maomao, (paired with shocking realities of abortifacients). Some of his support circle are trying to shove him forward, others advising him to hold back, and then there's Maomao. She's done with the convoluted nature, time to lay out the options and let Jinshi AND Maomao decide how they ACTUALLY want to proceed.
Definitely two adults attempting to figure out healthy communication in the bedroom, please enjoy or move along according to your taste. Ch 5 earned the rating.
Bookmarked by keenbean
13 Jul 2026
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People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.
He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"
Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.
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Bookmarked by keenbean
15 Sep 2024
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truck, barter, and trade by Seungshi03
Summary:
People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.
He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"
Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.
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like qingxin blossoms, bittersweet by rexincognito
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Feb 2021
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“Just because you’re in love with Zhongli and are sad you two fought doesn’t mean you can avoid him for the rest of your life!” she exclaimed. “Besides, he misses you.”
Why was everyone so adamant on insisting that Zhongli missed him when it was incredibly clear that he had never cared about Childe at all? But… wait. “I’m not in love with him, Xiangling.”
Beside her, Xingqiu laughed sarcastically. “Oh,” the boy said, finally setting his book down. “You aren’t joking?”
Even Chongyun had turned to face him, the smile on his face disappearing and making way for a confused expression. Xiangling sighed, muttering something about stupid Fatui under her breath, and Xingqiu barreled on. “My liege, anyone with eyes can see that you are infatuated with the funeral consultant. I have been observing your behavior for many months as a reference for my future novels, and I can say with utmost certainty that there is a beautiful love blossoming.”
or, How A Group of Teens In Liyue Help a Fatui Harbinger Get His Man
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- Part 1 of harbor of stone and contracts
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Bookmarked by keenbean
09 Sep 2021