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“Holy hell, he’s so handsome.”
“Holy hell, he’s so white.”
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Alastor and Vincent are forced to share the spotlight together on a radio show for an hour twice a week.
Two attention-seeking, narcissistic, strapped-for-money, and murderous egomaniacs sharing the stage— and, wild surprise, both hate it.
They both know how to fix their issue.
Neither knows the other has the same idea.
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(Not abandoned I just need to finish up with AP exams then I will be back to writing!)
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31 May 2026
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"We at the Theraprism are happy to tell you that your spouse is safe and healthy.”
“I don’t have a spouse.” Said Ford.
“Yes, you do.” The entity pulled out a holographic binder. “Here, I have the paperwork."
Ford, suddenly assaulted by ghosts of lost, alcohol-soaked, hazy, whisp-like memories circling in the periphery of his mind, went deathly pale and had to take a step back to lean his weight against the cash-counter.
“I- That- That cannot have been legally binding!"
Or: Stanley Pines isn't the only one in the Pines family to get blackout drunk and married on a whim.
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31 May 2026
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He’s not too self-conscious to scoff. “Even if I was to… 'polish the banister',” he starts, dipping down to feel for his glasses, “I wouldn't do it in the same room as you.”
“Why not?” Bill stretches his arms up and folds them behind his - well, not head. “Hasn't stopped you all the other times.”
His heart thrums hard, off-beat. His hands feel numb, heavy, like sandbags, dropping limply to press against the cool concrete floor. “What other times,” he rasps out.
Bill squints his eye in a facsimile of an unimpressed look. “Last night. Night before. Night before that. Used a pillow that time, that seemed to work pretty good-”
____________in which Ford's frustrations are getting in the way of his work, and Bill is happy to lend a helping hand!
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31 May 2026
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“You have a message from: Lily.” The automated voice read out.
Shane almost swerved into the other lane trying to press the mute button on the dashboard.
”Woah, eyes on the road, dude!” Hayden yelled.
“Ayyy!” J.J cheered. “The famous Boston Lily! Let’s hear what she has to say.”
The automated voice continued. “Can’t wait to have my [tongue emoji] in your [peach emoji].”
(while shane is driving certain texts get read out by the car's bluetooth)
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- Part 12 of ways they didn't find out
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31 May 2026
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Try To Substitute My Dreams With You by Wyvern (Amphiptere)
Fandoms: Squid Game (TV 2021)
23 Jan 2026
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Nam-gyu's eyes shoot open and he lets out an involuntary yelp. Any ache in his body dissipates as if it were never present to begin with. Thanos is in front of him, his lips pulled back into a smile and a familiar shine in his eyes. He's pumping his fist out rhythmically to the blaring music, jerking his body around to it. Nam-gyu's heart is beating harshly in his chest and he lifts shaky hands out of his pockets to feel his pulse. His stomach doesn't hurt, his knuckles aren't bruised or covered in anyone else's blood, and most notably, Thanos is alive.
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- Part 2 of Eden's Best Fanfics
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31 May 2026