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"“Stop- Ow- That really hurts!” Dennis yelped
This made Trinity laugh out loud. She quickly screwed on the earring before continuing to laugh.
“Shut up. You’re already done, Huckleberry.” She chuckled. Walking out of the bathroom, leaving Dennis to get off of the counter and look at his new piercings. Already, he could see the right earring bleeding a bit. Surely it was normal if Trinity felt comfortable enough to walk out of the bathroom and leave him to it? Dennis just shrugged and cleaned the earring with a q-tip and saline that Trinity had stolen from PTMC a few months back. He’d have to grab some more if his ear was going to bleed this much… That was for sure. "---
Trinity decides that Dennis needs a fresh set of ear piercings. It doesn't go right.
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The Ghost of you by impossiblekraft
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
12 Oct 2025
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"Tango sounded miffed. Properly miffed. In the same way Mumbo did when Grian had said something stupid. It was painful. Grian didn’t know how to prove to Tango that he wasn’t having it today. He had been very obviously missing Mumbo last session, and now Tango was rubbing it in his face. Grian decided there was only one way to get Tango to admit he was pulling a sick prank."
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Mumbo is currently in Tango's body. Grian misses Mumbo. Angst ensues
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"He was completely soaked now, but laughing alongside Gem and Pearl. Gem noted the way the sunlight reflected off Etho’s hair. It was longer right now, but somehow seemed to perfectly complement the curves of his shoulders. Gem should definitely get her mind out of the gutter before somebody calls her out for staring. However, her eyes only roamed lower on Ethos' body…
What the hell, gem!? Quit staring at him! This is getting weird!"
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The hermits have a beach day! Things happen. Gemtho happens.
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“When we first sparred… I killed you 28 times. Why did you throw in the towel at such a specific number? Why not 10, or 30? It confused me a bit” She said, with a small smile.
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cute little smooch fic because they're gonna be the death of me
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"I thought everyone knew I was a polyglot?" by impossiblekraft
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
15 Feb 2025
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I WROTE THIS IN THE PRIME OF MY SPENCELLE HYPERFIXATION AND THEN NEVER FINISHED IT BUT NOW IM POSTING IT SO THE WORLD CAN SEE WHAT SMALL IDEAS I HAVE!!!
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The Science of Sleep by chimneythunder
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Bandom, Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Album)
15 Jul 2013
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It’s 2011 and Frank Iero’s life is pretty average until the night where he starts getting dreams about a strange, apocalyptic California where there’s rayguns, grey corporations and terrorists who use art and colour as a weapon. Interesting and fun at first, but the more he dreams about this world, the more he starts to wonder if it really is a dream... and the deeper he gets into this futuristic world, the more it seems to affect his life in the present day.
And just how exactly does everything all seem to link in with that douchebag black-haired artist who sits in Starbucks every day?
(Set in the Danger Days world but not necessarily following the canon established by the album and music video's.)
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08 Aug 2025
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"average hermit has three arms" factoid actualy just statistical error. average hermit has two arms. Spiders Etho, who lives in cave & has at least six arms, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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Etho’s eight limbs (and eight eyes) are no secret, or at least a poorly kept one. Joel is convinced that Etho is hiding a dark secret beneath his deceptively large parka.
Five times Joel almost discovered Etho’s “secret” and one time he succeeded.
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09 Apr 2025
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“You know,” He paused. “There is a way you could help make me some quick cash.” Grian didn’t like the glint in the man’s eyes.
“What do you mean?” He let out a dry laugh, taking a slow step backwards.
The man only stepped closer. “Well,” He clicked his tongue. “I’m sure a watcher could sell for millions.”
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After a glitch breaks out on an admins server, Xisuma welcomes them to stay on Hermitcraft while its being fixed.
It doesn't end well for Grian.
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27 Jan 2025
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you know i can't let you slide through my hands by AhoyTheShipOfDreams
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
25 Dec 2024
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Jayce watches Viktor peer around, the sunlight from the window bringing out the gold-edged shine in both his eyes and his hair, and feels something seize in his chest at the thought of Viktor at home. Cosy and safe and comfortable. He wants to be part of that, abruptly, desperately.
“We’re gonna live here, right?” Jayce murmurs, nudging Viktor, who turns to look at him, bright-eyed.
“I would like that, Jayce. Very much.”
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(Or, as one reader called it, ‘and they were roommates - the fic’)
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25 Dec 2024
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House teaches Wilson how to smoke weed.
“Can you?” Wilson nodded at the joint.
“I’ve got it,” House ducked his head to lick at the adhesive. Wilson did his absolute best not to drop the thing as House’s tongue ran along the joint. House pulled away, still staring at Wilson in a way that made him squirm. Wilson quickly sealed the joint before dropping it onto the tray, concealing his shaking hands underneath his thighs.
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23 Dec 2024