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    When Shane Hollander accidentally wins a third and final cup with Montreal, resident team of homophobic dick bags, he decides to get revenge.

    When his cup day happens on the day he is set to get married to Ilya Rozanov, Shane decides to do the most petty thing he can think of to say "Fuck you, Montreal'.

    He decides to use the Stanley Cup as a cake stand.

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    The body remembers what the mind forgets.

    Three days after winning his first MVP award, Ilya Rozanov is critically injured in a serious car accident. Through the fog of head trauma, he struggles to remember certain details of his life, which sends him on a personal journey to find the whole truth.

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    23 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    He used to marvel, sometimes, at the miraculousness of God's creation. How could life come from nothing? How is it that Ilya's made up of bones and tissue and synapses, everything working together to form him, making him here and solid and alive?

    Who is he supposed to thank for that?

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    ilya and shane after shane comes out.

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    22 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    "Sometimes I feel awful," Shane says, suddenly. He's making eye contact with the cross, fingers still stroking across Ilya's chest. "I sang 'lead to me the cross' and I thought of yours."

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    shane and ilya have a conversation after sex

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    22 Jul 2026

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    “Ah.”

    “‘Ah’,” Ilya repeats, giving him a look before he looks back to the tidily stacked frozen mouse packages in the freezer and makes a face as a little badly-hidden shudder moves through him. “Why the fuck do you have mice in your freezer, Shane? You are doing serial killer shit now? This is why you have cottage in the middle of nowhere? For serial killer things?”

    “It’s for Spaghetti,” Shane says.

    Ilya gives him an absolutely horrified look at that and turns a little green, which makes him remember that Spaghetti isn’t just his snake's name.

    “Not food!” He rushes to explain. “Not food spaghetti! Snake Spaghetti!”

    “What the fuck are you even saying right now,” Ilya says, looking honestly a little concerned that Shane might have something going wrong in his head.

    (Distancing himself from almost twenty years of owning a snake, Shane can indeed see why this situation might be a little alarming for someone on the outside looking in.)

    (It also clues him in to the fact that maybe it’s not just Spaghetti who should have gotten a little adjustment period.)

    (in which i give shane allergies AND a snake)

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    20 Jul 2026