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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    Word on the street was that Spamton and Tenna had reconciled.

    The only people who knew that this rumour wasn’t necessarily true were Spamton and Tenna themselves, on account of the fact that reconciliation implied that there was some measure of open communication, forgiveness, and acceptance between the two of them. The truth of the matter was far sadder: Spamton and Tenna were the only people who tolerated the other’s company, and so they found themselves together more often than not because it was preferable to being alone. Spamton had successfully swindled, cheated, taunted, and otherwise ostracized himself from every denizen in Cyber City and TV World, with those from the Card Kingdom keeping a wide berth from him based on reputation alone, whereas Tenna was met with a mixture of callous resentment and worse still, looks of deep, lingering pity that were only garnered when one had an inadvisably publicly televised mental collapse.

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    Spamton and Tenna reunite, but neither is as they remember. They manage to work it out in the sequel.

    Originally written for spamtenna week 2025 for the prompt: REUNION.

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    09 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    "Y–You u–usually wh–[WINE AND CHEESE] when I'm n–not cuddling y–y–y–you, and, and you. I h–have, haven't, seen you s–sit [STOCK STILL] du–during my shows." He explains. Maybe it’s more of an accusation. "A–Are you... mad?" The puppet  scoots to sit in between Tenna's legs. He reaches out to take Tenna's hand, and goes to speak but only gets out a soft: "Don't—" before stopping.

    He blinks, looking down. He stares at Tenna's left hand. What was ... that? He reaches to touch the odd bump on his ring finger, and his lover goes stock still. “WH4T…?”

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    Spamton forgot a lot of things. He accidentally prods a still-opened wound.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    You find yourself in need of an old CRT, and after a full day of driving around to every thrift store in town, you manage to find one. It's old and dirty, but it'll work.

    Imagine your surprise when, shortly after cleaning it up, it comes to life and you now have giant TV-headed man crouched in your apartment. The whole situation is far more shocking to you than it is to him. This is neither the Dark World nor the Light World, but either way, Tenna wants nothing more than to be your TV, and you find it difficult to say no to the humble request.

    It's certainly better than trying to explain the REAL reason you'd bought him...

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    12 May 2026

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    “You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”

    “I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”

    “Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”

    Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.

    That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.

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    An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.

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    07 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    Spamton disappeared without a word to anyone.
    Your boss, Mr. Ant Tenna, hasn't seemed all here ever since. As one of dozens of employees, his emotional state isn't really your business, and as your boss, he probably shouldn't be putting this on you... But maybe, as friends, or even something more, that doesn't matter so much.

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    27 Apr 2026