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Heavy on My Mind by funktechnisch
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
22 Jan 2025
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Rook looks unconvinced, and Davrin sighs. “I swear. I’m not just trying to act tough about it, I’ve just had the same kinds of nightmares for years now.”
“You woke up screaming, Davrin.”
“I didn’t say they were fun to deal with.”
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Davrin is no stranger to the kinds of nightmares Wardens have. Rook is a stranger to dreams in general. When Davrin starts losing sleep, Rook seeks out advice in Hossberg to lay both their fears to rest.
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No Good Men by funktechnisch
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
05 Sep 2022
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“You,” he hisses. He ducks and rolls to the side, narrowly moving out of the way as a vicious crack of lightning skitters behind him.
The fog begins to dissipate and the warehouse grows silent. The only thing Jayce can hear is the humming of his heart and his heavy breaths as a pair of glowing, golden eyes pierce through the darkness– and from it steps forward–
“The Machine Herald.” Jayce says it like it’s poison on his tongue.
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Viktor and Jayce are co-stars on a brand new TV series called "The Defender of Tomorrow". They're at each other's throats when the cameras are rolling, but when the house lights flicker on Jayce finds himself drawn into his co-star's hectic life and dysfunctional family. As Jayce's feelings grow deeper, Viktor's life threatens to plunge into chaos-- and Jayce might just get stuck in the middle of it.
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Exercise in Confidence by funktechnisch
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
18 Aug 2019
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Terrified of saying the wrong thing, Byleth's anxiety drives him to misuse his Divine Pulse ability to try and make the most of the free time he has with Linhardt.
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Intoxication by funktechnisch
Fandoms: 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series, Castlevania (Cartoon)
05 May 2019
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Adrian works the night shift in his mother's ER.
He thinks he's seen everything under the sun, until he meets the same man, night after night, drunk and stumbling in through his door. He's rash, foul-mouthed, accident prone, and he's senseless, funny, he's charming and he's beautiful, and Adrian is positive he's falling for him.
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A year and a half after entering Mikoshi with V, Johnny wakes up. He's in a body, which is nova, and seemingly both alive and himself. Shimra. However, the body he finds himself in is some kind of half finished project in an Arasaka sub basement. Will that fucking corp ever leave him alone? What have they brought him back for? And, more importantly, will V and Kerry still want to fuck him?
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- Part 19 of Kyberpønk
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01 Mar 2025
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I Don't Wanna Know by JohnnysAshtray (SpiderGeddon)
Fandoms: Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game)
10 Jul 2025
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And I'm aware that you were lying in the gutter
Cause I did everything to be there by your side.Night City was never going to be the same again. Not after the tower fell and the Arasaka servers went dark. Another loop, coming to a close. Kerry thought it would have been poetic, if only V and Johnny weren't still stuck with a biochip that was killing them both.
At least he had V still there with him, for a little while longer. That would be enough, and they could figure it all out together. They had to.
Enter the FIA, the biggest fucking wrench Kerry had ever seen, sailing right for all of his plans. As if the enemies V ran around making weren't enough, the fucking feds had to step in and start meddling in their biz. Uncool.
"Who the fuck is Solomon Reed?"
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- Part 1 of The Haunting of Vailani Akana
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01 Mar 2025
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"My followers were yours, and you've had more before that. You know how to lead, and we're the only two that could do it indefinitely. I've already been benefiting from your guidance up until this point, and I still could."
The flock just keeps growing. I can care for it on a large scale, but it's more feasible to stay on top of things on a more, I guess… relational level if there's more than just one person at the head," they explain with a nod, seeming satisfied with themself. And oddly, it's their forthright manner here that's throwing him off guard, more than anything.
Through the crown, he had listened in on their sermons. They were a talented preacher, sometimes fearsome and sometimes loving, always grandiose. He'd drunk deep of the devotion their fervor inspired, and of their own fidelity to the gospel in their hand, penned carefully in his name. Their own worship.
And now, they spoke to him as if they were haggling with one of the vendors on the outskirts. Like that poorly disguised cannibal who sold them fish.
"So, I think it'd be a logical course of action if we just get married, and lead together," they finish, nodding again.-
Every time the Lamb proposes, ect.
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23 Apr 2024
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It was supposed to be a simple case: A crashed motor carriage. Two casualties. A handful of witnesses in a resurrected district.
But as Detectives Harry Du Bois and Jean Vicquemare are about to discover, it's the simple cases that have the most to hide. In the course of one week, they’ll uncover a community-wide conspiracy, descend into the dog-eat-dog world of organized crime, and meet the mysterious mechanic who seems to be at the heart of it all...
(AU where Harry has his sh*t together, Jean's his partner in Martinaise, and Kim isn’t a police officer)
(05/14/2021 - added these wonderful sketches from jenemange to Chapter 5, Chapter 10, and Chapter 14!)
(12/21/2020 - added this fantastic Trant/Jean artwork by caramujo to Chapter 6!)
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29 Jan 2021
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The word “home” means nothing to you. You try to imagine what your apartment looks like. Empty bottles and overturned trash cans? Wallpaper made out of porn magazines? Your very own disco ball? The keys you found in your suitcase are a nondescript silver and tell you nothing about the rooms they unlock.
Through the window, you catch a glimpse of your blood-red graffito: SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
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28 Jan 2021
