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    Robert Robertson is a man who puts himself in situations where powers would be pretty useful.
    But he doesn't have them. What he does have is a mortal body made of breakable bones, cuttable skin, bruisable flesh, and other generally damageable stuff.
    Maybe, at some point, he'll realize that he's got his limits. The way things are going, it's likely that the Z-team will identify them all before he does.


    “Hey Golem,” Invisigal called out. “What were you listening to while you were outside?”
    Golem turned away from him to go join up with her, and Robert followed-- or he intended to. Something went wrong when he took a step to the side. He felt his body swaying.
    “Woah.” Robert caught himself on the bench, next to Prism.
    “Watch it,” said Prism. “The bar fight’s over, boy. Don’t go knocking yourself out now.”
    Robert laughed under his breath. “Yeah, that would be stupid, huh.”

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    09 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    It’s absolutely, positively, not Jaskier’s fault that he thinks all Witchers are just grumpy little old men who need to be taken care of, Geralt.

    Or alternatively, they make really great bodyguards, not that Jaskier starts any fights.

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    01 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Jaskier is the Viscount of Lettenhove who is always trying his best to do right by his people despite what others think. Because of this, he agreed to be courted by a jarl of Kaedwen, but instead of one, he ends up with three and they’re a lot bigger than expected. In multiple ways.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    22 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    “Hey,” he called, “cut me down from here already!”
    The steps started up again, unhurried and careful, and then someone was chuckling.
    “They sent a Witcher?” A light voice asked, almost musical in tone. “They must really be worried.”
    “Yeah, you went after an Omega!” Lambert snapped at the bandit.
    “Hey, I only went through her bag,” the voice corrected, coming closer. “…Now what should I do with you?”

    Or: Lambert gets a little careless on a job, and ends up held captive by the bandit (Jaskier) he was hired to catch.
    Only things don't really make sense about this bandit.

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    18 May 2026