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    1130 год, золотой век ведьмачьих школ. Жизнь Сорена Ларитца, молодого ведьмака школы Волка, похожа на кромешный ад. Можно ли исправить сломанную судьбу, когда вокруг царит ненависть и пылают костры инквизиции? За дело берётся ведьмак школы Кота и профессиональный мошенник, воспитанный лучшим наёмным убийцей Континента. Но зачем ему это нужно?
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    Это очень длинная история, в которой вы найдёте огромное количество отсылок к произведениям, от Джоан Роулинг до Фёдора Достоевского и от Умберто Эко до Сорена Кьеркегора. Примерный список вот здесь:

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fqCTKFIFegDB1t8HMA3JdXvYsX2lU5EuZL8hyUAJRI0/edit?usp=sharing

    Вся история уже написана и в ней более 100к слов. Я выкладываю по главе в неделю по мере редактирования и вы можете быть уверены, что прода будет. Не бойтесь подписываться, вы точно узнаете, чем всё закончится!

    ОБНОВЛЕНИЯ ПО УТРАМ КАЖДУЮ ПЯТНИЦУ-РАЗВРАТНИЦУ!

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    Have fun и помните - в каждом из нас горит Огонь Негасимый.

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    After the disastrous dragon hunt, Jaskier gives Geralt his one wish though it will cause him eternal pain to do so. Higher vampires mate for life, only ever giving their heart to their one. Unfortunately for Jaskier, he has already given his heart to the witcher without realizing it. When a vampire's one rejects their heart, they will forever live with chronic, inescapable pain for which there is no cure.

    So Jaskier sheds the skin of the joyful human bard and returns to Oxenfurt to step back into the roles he left behind--Professor Pankratz, Julian the Viscount de Lettenhove, and Dandelion the spy. With Nilfgaard gearing up to go to war, Jaskier is faced with decisions he never wanted to make, a guild to protect, a war to win, a princess to find, a sorceress to save (however begrudgingly), and a pain in his chest that only gets worse the longer the witcher is near.

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    Lambert is just trying to get inside his apartment when chaos arrives, a misunderstanding gets out of hand. His neighbor across the hall thought he was trying to break in while he was drunk. It develops into Lambert trying to be his friend. He wasn't sure what to make of his odd yet handsome neighbor. He doesn't know how to handle these feelings, or why he cares about Aiden so much. Soon he finds himself exploring the world of BDSM with his new 'friend'.

    a.k.a Lambert learns he is a sub by experimenting with his neighbor. Aiden is a well-known rough dom helping this poor man.
    (Fan-made sequel to Once Upon A Munch)

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    Gersham’s Note: 128 personal years after Lavinia finished her missions in the MCU she has cut herself off from her duties as a mentor. Her depressive episodes have come back and she’s developed new habits that are worrying. I know she misses Sargent Barnes but how long does a person need to mourn before they can move on? Lavinia’s door has given her a Mimikyu which I find to be little more than a pest. And it seems that her door is not done giving her companions because she has aquired a Witcher by the name of Geralt. If this was a human being I would say, with confidence, that they seem to be in over their head and are desperately grasping at straws at this point. But we don’t argue with the doors, that’s rule one but I sure hope that it knows what it’s doing.

    This case study was originally intended to prove without a doubt why no one should be made immortal at the Citadel. I pray I’ve made the case plain and well.

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    "I don't want to remember, but I...regret that I had to forget."

    Geralt has always had the ability to see the future in his dreams, only he had to forget. While on the Path, his work is to kill monsters, but his main goal is to avoid destiny as long as possible.

    Regis has always had been on the run from the prophecy he knows he is involved in, but has no knowledge of what that prophecy is. A man can only run for so long, but how about a vampire?

    Fate. Destiny. Call it what you will, but it will always bring those who are bound to each other together.

    The smell of wormwood lingers in Geralt's mind even after waking and has stayed with him for years.

    The smell of the most tempting blood, elder blood, has been with Regis since he first dreamed it.

    Sometimes, running from destiny will only bring you to it faster.

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    It goes like this:

    A boy is abandoned, swept up, and transformed. A boy grows up learning not to feel. A man spends lifetimes alone, battered by the world and its hatred, until he is hardened beyond repair. Not even the joyous songs of a beautiful lark can repair the decades of cruelty. He learns kindness, perhaps, and may even know love, but he will never be the same as that boy left at the side of the road so long ago.

    And yet. What if it went like this?

    A boy is abandoned, swept up, and transformed. A young man sets out into the world, still clinging onto the hope of becoming a hero. But he is not alone anymore. There is now someone there, someone to stitch him together when he's injured, someone to dry his tears when they threaten to fall and to tell him it will be okay.

    What would the boy become?
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    An AU where Geralt meets Jaskier much, much earlier than before. He's only been on the Path for a few months, and Jaskier is a professor who never quite made it as a traveling bard. Good thing he's a teacher, because someone did not raise this poor Witcher correctly. It's time to learn emotional maturity!

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    While the Witchers wintered at Kaer Mohren, Kaedwen rotted below them. One casualty of that rot was the voice of a bard, taken by a sorceress in the court of a monstrous king and suddenly the Wolves can no longer justify holding themselves apart from politics. Can they break the curse, and if they do, what else might they gain along the way?

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    History says the Witchers' keeps have all been sacked and destroyed. Prophecy says the children of the Black Sun will be the end of the world.

    History is wrong. Prophecy is vague, but in a way it is right.

    The world they knew is ending. It doesn't start with Geralt of Rivia.

    (This is mostly an AU of the Accidental Warlord AU series by Inexplicifics, please read that first!)

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    Series of one shots unconnected in my "Amalgam Earth Prime' series to give certain characters more exploration.

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    Vesemir, Geralt, Eskel, Lambert, and Coën were up on the wall-walk of the eastern wall to mend a gap that wear and tear had formed in one of the keep’s walls. Soon the air would be too cold for the mortar to dry properly so they were taking advantage of the fact that they had all returned early this year to get it done.

    With Nilfgaard’s invasion and narrow defeat at Sodden, the Continent had grown too dangerous even for witchers to roam about, but so far Kaer Morhen was safe.

    The sound of laughter coming from the courtyard below drew the attention of all five men.

    Dandelion and Ciri were crossing the cracked flagstones, arms filled with hay for the horses, talking and giggling. Both princess and poet had been stripped of their finery, their usual clothes wholly unsuitable for the decrepit keep and its rough everyday life. Instead, they wore warm and practical, if ill-fitting, clothes that the witchers had dug out and scraped together for their guests.

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    Jaskier knew who he was immediately.
    In his bones, the wind, her whispers, his heart; he knew him so tenderly.
    Knew he was his.
    Jaskier's Destiny.

    Geralt had no fucking idea why this fool was talking to him. Or why his blue eyes seemed to glow so brightly in the dimness of the tavern, but he was so kind; and no one was kind to Witchers.

    Maybe that should have been the first warning.

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    The Tale of the One Ring and it's Master ended in the fires of Mount Doom. So too should've the story of Talion the Gravewalker. But the skeins of Fate, and the ability of a Ring of Power to look after itself, put a twist in Talion's story. For in another world, the Free Peoples are under the assault by merciless enemies clad in black iron bearing a great sun on their black banners instead of the flaming eye. Perhaps this world doesn't just need a professional, but also a Gravewalker?

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    Sent as tribute to the Warlord, Valdo Marx does not last long in Kaer Morhen. This is entirely his fault, and nobody is disappointed to see him leave, least of all Jaskier.

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    Kinktober Day 21: Size Difference

    At Kaer Morhen, Jaskier is so grateful to have been welcomed into the keep, into this family. He doesn’t want to fuck it up. He certainly doesn’t want to ruin it just because he can't stop imagining Eskel absolutely wrecking him in every imaginable way. Geralt finally takes pity on both his bard and his brother, and nudges the two of them together.

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    Jaskier has more than one name. He has his stage name Jaskier, his real name Julian, his teaching name Professor Pankratz, his noble name Viscount Pankratz of Lettenhove, and The Sandpiper as of late. He never meant to keep them a secret, really; he had simply forgotten to tell them.

    In which Geralt and the Morhen Morons discover Jaskier's other names.

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    Noncon/Kinktober Day 15 - Forced Prostitution

    Jaskier signed a contract that ended up having some fineprint he wasn't pleased with, but he must do as he is told now.

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    Moodboards inspired by The Songbird of The Cats by WhoopsOK

    Please check original work for more tags!

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    "You are not welcome here." The voice that rumbled from the bard had Geralt stiffening, it was a tone he had only heard several times and it was when Geralt was truly in dire need or danger. Inhaling deeply he tried to sense what set off Jaskier for Eskel still looked like his brother, acted like his brother… but he knew that Jaskier's senses were much more attuned to creatures than Geralt's so with that in mind Geralt stepped back, hand going for his silver sword.

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    Jaskier and Geralt are happily together; they have Ciri. Their everything is her. Then the world ends; they are in danger in ways they never knew they could be. Geralt will not lose Jaskier. He will not lose his daughter, his everything. He will protect them.

     

    Tldr// the zombie apocalypse gay dad au that absolutely no one asked for <3

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    One-shots of Cat Witchers. Various settings, various characters, various story lengths.

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    1/?
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    6
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