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    my growing collection of pedro character fics & headcanons
    who i write/wrote for: din, javi p, jack, javi g, frankie, pero, max, maxwell, marcus m, marcus p, ezra, dieter, oberyn, joel

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    any & all of my lotr/hobbit fanfics will show up here! everything i post here can also be found on my tumblr by the same name

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    Bilbo Baggins dies a day out from the shore of the Pure Lands. While his passing was not planned, he was not surprised. When the reaper leaves him to walk his path to the Garden alone, Bilbo comes to the conclusion no one would miss one little hobbit, so instead of heading down the path, he decides to go on one last adventure. He always had meant to make it to the mountain one last time, and now he has all the time in the world.
    In the halls of Mahal, thirteen dwarrow have no idea what is coming for them.

    Due to a sudden comment with embedded private photos that DO NOT NEED TO BE SHARED and the fact this fic is meant for underage readers as well, the comment section to this fic has become moderated.
    Thank you

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    07 Jul 2026

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    The curse of Thror took everything from Thorin; his home, his people's love, and finally his family and his sword arm. Then an old wizard in a pub brings him a key and the first good news he has heard in a long time - his nephews are alive and well in the Shire, the most unlikeliest of places.

    Bilba Baggins had been quite happy living quietly on her own, but Bag End has not been quiet ever since two orphaned dwarves snuck into her life and made themselves at home. However, she will be damned if she lets a one-armed dwarf prince storm in and take them away after all these years.

    She'll follow her boys to the ends of Middle Earth if she has to. And maybe, if he proves himself, she might even stand beside their king.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Unlike other races, hobbits don't have a language on their own. But in what language particularly they excel at, is the language of flowers. So, when recently returned rightful owner of Bag End starts planting his garden anew, the residents of Hobbiton notice the most particular and devastating thing…
    Bilbo Baggins is going mad with grief.

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    16 May 2026

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    “But not all honey is gold, do you know that?”
    (Dunk was a hedge knight from Flea Bottom. He did not know that. He’d listen to Lyonel talk about anything, though.)

    Two dancers continue to spin, long after the music had stopped in the Baratheon tent.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    "A few of us must be merciless, so that the rest can be merciful. The Shire is a peaceful place. And peace, well. Peace has its price."

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    16 Jan 2026

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    oh how i yearn to read more of this, but alas 😭 i’ll definitely entertain my own thoughts in how a dragon-plagued durin family reunion would play out for a while to come. but at least prim and drogo will never die in this universe