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    Thorin is perfectly content to live out his quiet life with his family in Ered Luin. But someone new moving into the sleepy town sets in motion a series of events beyond Thorin’s wildest dreams and Thorin unwittingly uncovers secrets about his family that weren’t meant to stay secret forever.

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    Following the Battle of the Five Armies, a grievously wounded Thorin is brought back to the kingdom of Erebor, which is still mostly in ruins. Although he’s survived the wounds he received at the end of Azog’s blade, his recovery is far from complete.

    When she's asked to help the dwarves tend to their wounded, medical student Jasna Stoneham reluctantly agrees. Not only is she only just barely a qualified to even set foot in the infirmary, but she stutters when she gets nervous and nervous does not even begin to describe how she's feeling. To make matters worse, no one thought to warn her that she would be caring for the king himself, Thorin Oakenshield.

    Unfortunately, the road to recovery isn’t necessarily a smooth one, but if there’s one thing Thorin will learn, it’s that what Jasna lacks in experience and training, she makes up for in stubbornness, giving him a run for his money. And for every backwards step he takes, she is there to push him three steps forward. And Jasna will soon find out that there is a gentle, softer side to the dwarf king, one that very few people have ever seen and one he fights to keep hidden from her as well. But like his recovery, that is also easier said than done.

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    Что бы изменил Бильбо Бэггинс, если бы ему дали шанс вновь пережить путешествие к Эребору? Это результаты его решений, и ряда изменений, которые он вызывает в Средиземье.

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    Apparently, as well as bestowing him with the ability to bear children, the Took line also cursed him with a ferocious temper. Needless to say, many of the younger elves left him in peace and quiet.

     

    In fact, most of the older ones left him alone as well.

     

    Alone… and needing to use the chamber pot again.

     

    Groaning in pain as he leaned over the side of the bed, reaching out for the pot, Bilbo was starting to regret his stubborn nature.

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    Bilbo Baggins is a gentle hobbit of good reputation. He is the proprietor of his family estate and has a comfortable fortune. He is also unmarried, at the age of 43, and the whole of the Shire is speculating that the vein of wildness that plagues his family line is hindering his chances. In fact, no one in the Shire can understand Bilbo’s refusal of so many proposals from very auspicious matches. But, when a mansion built on the far west side of the Shire is occupied for the summer by visiting royals, the Master of Bag-End might just find his perfect match. That is, if prides and prejudices can be put aside.

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    "Gandalf had said dwarves. Not dwarf. Not tall dwarf. Not tall, handsome, tattoed dwarf of her dreams. Fuck. She’d forgotten how to speak, but he’d not said anything either. He was just staring down at her with his gorgeous gray eyes."
    Fem!Harry Potter x Dwalin. One-Shot. AU.

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    Bluebell Baggins hadn't been expecting visitors so late at night.

    Much less Lady Dís. It had been years since the Battle of the Five Armies.

    But Bluebell is happy to see her, even if she can’t help but remember about her past.

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    Thorin knows he’s overstepped even by dwarvish standards (and done something decidedly scandalous by hobbit ones), but he hopes against all odds Bilbo doesn’t know that. That he’ll forget this ever happened.

    But Thorin forgets that Bilbo Baggins doesn’t take kindly to what is expected of him.

    In which Thorin continues to miscalculate, yet it somehow works in his favor.

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    Adam was about to start his morning shift, when he fainted and awoke, dizzy and nauseous, in a field.

    It looked like something out of that movie he'd watched last night. With the dwarves.


    Adam, self-proclaimed Short Legend and Worker of Retail, is sent to Middle Earth by some higher power, to aid in a quest he knows little to nothing about.

    Why? Well, because sometimes, the unexpected is just what is needed to get things right.

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    Thorin Oakenshield exiles himself after the death of his hobbit, leaving Fili to rule Erebor.

    As for the former King Under the Mountain, he travels to the Shire, and finds a haven there.

    AKA Thorin lives in the Shire, and will become the Bearer of the One Ring.

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    Bilbo knows he's in love with Thorin. He knows that Thorin is his soulmate. He knows that if he leaves like Thorin wants,he'll die. But Bilbo flees anyway and the only ones who know anything about it are Dís and Elrond. Thorin refuses to put Bilbo in anymore danger and is completly oblivious that Bilbo being gone is the worst kind of Danger. (I'm bad at summaries, please help me.)

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    It is the faintest of awarenesses, a feather-light tug deep inside his chest that points him in Bilbo’s direction no matter where the burglar goes, even here in the wretched depths of the Elvenking’s halls.

    When Bilbo pays Thorin's cell a visit, a wrong word is all it takes to pull their hearts taut.

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    After botching your first orc killing, you are not doing well. The company is supportive in varying degrees, Thorin is not. Eventually, when you're both alone, he comes around and helps. In his own way.

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    A Queen without a crown and a King without a kingdom. One is to reclaim a kingdom and his crown, the other? The other keeps running into a King who doesn't know his own feelings, broods and is a dwarf. What could go wrong?

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    he'd only wanted a taste of what once seemed to be a past life. then, it seemed that he'd gotten himself into quite the situation that involved a captain with the name of... thorin oakenshield?

    or; an au in which bilbo is a sass-giving mermaid and thorin is a stubborn, brooding pirate captain. what could go wrong?

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    “This wasn’t my intention when I invited you in for coffee, just so you know.” He grinned, running his hands over Thorin’s shoulders and chest.

    “Oh yeah?” Thorin smirked back at him, licking his lips. “And what are your intentions now?”

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    There did exist rumors of creatures in these woods - but Bilbo Baggins has never seen them for herself. In the sixteen years since a plague ravaged her isolated village, stealing her parents and her eyesight, Bilbo has known nothing but peace, and her greatest worry is that her childhood friend Thorin has lost all interest in speaking with her. Yet beneath the long peace, dark things are waking, and the village's council of elders seems intent on hiding the truth. Uncovering it will take every ounce of strength Bilbo possesses, and bring her face to face with a terror so great that no one in the village dares to speak its name.

    A crossover between The Hobbit and The Village (2004).

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    What if Thorin and Bilbo had met accidentally before the adventure and were too awkward to acknowledge it?
    Thorin gets lost in the shire and caught in a storm.
    Bilbo has an unexpected visitor.

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    Thorin thought that he knew everything that there was to know about hobbits. Or rather, everything that was worth knowing that is. They were stuffy, rounded little things, who cared more about food and green things over practical matters, such as loyalty and honor. So to say that Thorin was displeased when Gandalf suggested that they take one of these halflings on the most important quest of Thorin’s (or any dwarf really) life, is the biggest understatement of Middle Earth. In fact, if pressed, Thorin would like to make his displeasure of his present circumstances known, preferably by shoving a sword or an ax through a certain wizard's head.

    Cue Mister Baggins, and his insufferable love of plants.

    Or, Thorin thinks Bilbo is weak, and then falls in love with him.

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    Thorin did not know why he was doing this. There was nothing he needed to say to the hobbit at the end of his journey, and yet from the moment he’d left, Thorin pondered him fiercely, desired to see him well and happy again as though the hobbit had stolen his own personage and taken it all the way back to the Shire, under Thorin’s nose itself.

    No turning back. Thorin did not know why he was doing this, but he knew he needed to do it.

    ~~~

    Thorin tracks Bilbo down after recovering from the Battle of the Five Armies. He stays longer than intended.

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