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jurassic, or triassic, or whatever by aggravatingmf, fakeroyalty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Feb 2026
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“It’s okay, Luca,” Hollander told him, voice sounding as unaffected as usual (except for when Ilya ragebaited him, then he would get all squeaky and flushed — it was very cute, not that Luca would ever say that) as he precisely adjusted his sock over his shin pad. “Ilya’s just being a dick. Plenty of guys got posters of their favorite players. I used to have a Scott Hunter one back in the day.”
“You what.”
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my boy pretty like a girl by aggravatingmf, fakeroyalty for ncityinthehouse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Jan 2026
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“Yeah, if I’m gonna be getting up close and personal with Montreal, Comeau is like, last choice,” Marlow agreed. “Bottom two on the roster, for sure.”
Stebbins snorted, adjusting his pads. “And who’s topping it?”
Marlow paused, thick eyebrows furrowing in thought, like this was a legitimate question he should consider seriously. “Hollander,” he declared, with entirely too much confidence.
“I mean…Hollander’s got a nice ass,” Stebbins offered, as if to support Marlow.
“And Hollander’s, like, kinda pretty too,” Carmichael chimed in. Seriously? Carmichael? The fuck? “Pretty like a girl.”
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Mark is straight. So is his roommate, Johnny. Strapped for cash, and somewhat desperate, they agree on the only logical fix — filming videos of them having sex to post on the internet.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Mark jumps 10 years into the future. Johnny Suh is sleeping in the same bed as him.
And is his husband, apparently.
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“Oh, shit. I do remember you!” Johnny suddenly amended, recognition lighting up in his face, grin widening.
“Huh?” Mark yelled, heart leaping to his throat, positive he misheard him.
Johnny’s palm wrapped around the back of Mark’s neck, fingertips sliding through the blonde curls at the nape of Mark’s neck, thumb brushing the band of the cat ears. And then he was leaning down, lips teasing the shell of Mark’s ear. “I said of course I remember you,” Johnny repeated, nose brushing Mark’s temple. Mark’s eyes widened, torso curving in the direction of Johnny’s body heat almost involuntarily. “The cute freshman I wanted to fuck.”
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don't call me captain by insatiablegaydesire
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Jul 2026
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“Sometimes in Juniors, I’d think about my teammates in a circle and me on my knees in the center. They’d all be jerking off, and I wouldn’t be allowed to touch myself until every one of them came on me.”
Shane Hollander has spent a lifetime swallowing down every single desire. Ilya Rozanov finds his pleasure in making him speak.
featuring: couch conversations about gay awakenings, ex-girlfriends, and sexual fantasies (and now, nearly 10k of locker room roleplay with the meanest Ilya I’ve ever written)
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22 Jul 2026
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Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.
Who lives in Canada.
Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.
The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.
Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.
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- Part 1 of they haven't connected shit
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22 Jul 2026
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a pox on all your houses by apocryphal
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 Jul 2026
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"Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"
"I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.
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21 Jul 2026
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get him back! by flairlies
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Feb 2026
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Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?
Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.
+Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa
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18 Jul 2026
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Lovers, I Guess by tackytiger
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Mar 2026
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Ilya's on a hotel roof in the middle of the night. The draft is tomorrow, and he can't sleep.
That's when Shane Hollander appears, but he's somehow thirty-five years old, and acting very friendly... and he's wearing glasses. This must be a dream — mustn't it?
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16 Jul 2026