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    Draco Malfoy is the Quidditch League's most controversial Chaser. Fast, ruthless, and untouchable on the field. Off the field, though? A walking scandal. He’s got a penchant for illegal broom-racing, starting brawls, and partying like the end is nigh. Now, with sponsors threatening to pull out and the League ideating his suspension, his team’s legacy is circling the drain. The solution? PR rehab. Ministry-backed and painfully public.

    Enter: Hermione Granger. She’s the Ministry’s Saint Swot and the face of the Magical Community Unity Initiative, a campaign to promote post-war healing through charity, outreach, and celebrity involvement. For maximum impact (and maximum headache), she has to work with none other than notorious bad boy Draco Malfoy aka Malfoy the Menace.

    For six long months, they’re stuck together doing programmes, galas, photoshoots, tense interviews, and a joint weekly column in The Daily Prophet. Cue the bickering, untimely erections, and locker room confrontations. It’s bad boy meets good girl. It’s ripe with sexual tension. It’s the cliché you love.

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    20 May 2026

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    A serial killer is on the loose--and the DMLE is struggling to crack the case. Head of Homicides, Draco Malfoy, works closely with Unspeakable Hermione Granger as she develops a groundbreaking technique to pull the last imprinted memory from the victim's bodies, in hopes they will be able to track down the person responsible.

    Meanwhile, Draco struggles to track down a one-night stand who rocked his world, then disappeared. Draco throws himself into solving these mysteries to distract himself from the growing tension between him and Granger—which is becoming harder and harder to ignore.
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    13 May 2026

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    “Oh, hello, you,” Hermione said softly. It was a little frog, no bigger than the hollow of the palm of her hand. Gently, she scooped it up in her hand and smiled. It really was very cute.

    Then it opened its mouth and said: “What the fuck, Granger?”

    That was when she screamed and threw the frog straight back into the plants.

    In which Draco Malfoy is accidentally—and possibly irreversibly—turned into a frog, and he relentlessly antagonizes charms Hermione Granger as she attempts to help him.

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    11 May 2026

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    Now complete.

    Hermione Granger lives in a house with legs, with a swamp-lizard named Stripes, in a semi-sentient ecosystem that occasionally burps up lost things. It’s not ideal, but after five and a half years in the Neitherlands, she’s made it work.

    Then Draco Malfoy falls from the sky. Literally.

    He has questions, a missing bag, and limited patience for her deeply repressed need for human contact.

    As they navigate a shaky path between physics and magic, and a shared past, they might even figure out how to save their world.

    This is a story about two lonely people trying to stitch the cosmos back together.

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    14 Mar 2026

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    Les pèlerins: pilgrims; travelers on a journey to a holy place.

    Hermione Granger refused to believe in fate.
    She’d had enough of destiny and prophecies to last a lifetime.
    But try as she may, she felt, sometimes, that an invisible golden thread stretched out and away from her.
    All she could do was follow it.

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    14 Mar 2026