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    "His head was on her arse. Gandalf was dead. Satan was real. Aragorn was confessing his feelings and she could feel wind on her bum cheeks. Nothing about this was okay. Could he have not given her at least three business days to prepare for this sort of thing? She wanted a nap and a bath and a big bloody glass of wine. Maybe even a wee lobotomy to scrape out the horrors she’d witnessed today."

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    Beautiful, clever, rich — Maeve Dashwood is perfectly content with her privileged life in London and sees no need for an ambitious career or marriage.
    Grubby, useless, terrified — Maeve Dashwood can dig her heels in all she likes, but when destiny comes calling, the Valar will drag her kicking and screaming. Facing a new world of horrors while suffering the graphic withdrawals of modern comforts and medicine, this reluctant and extremely unqualified heroine might be Middle Earth’s only hope. Eru take pity on them all.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Jason listens to everything that Talia has to show him about the imposter who replaced him. He listened to everything she had planned, for him and for Damian.
    And then he decides, fuck it.

    It spirals from there.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    Unobserved and unknown to most, a bright star fell over the night sky to meet its end. Whilst in Hogwarts, Trelawney trembled with the force of a new prophecy:

    "The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord is risen, born in a slaughter of souls, born as he thrice defies death...carnage will be his companion, as darkness will be his bride...a time shall come when the Serpent takes the world between Its jaws, demanding sacrifices promised...and none shall live as long as It prevails ...The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord is risen..."

    In which a war between magic and the rest of the world destroyed everything Harry had ever known and loved. Traveling back in time, he will stop at nothing to carry out his vengeance.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Sakura manages to stab Obito's Rinnegan when asked, sending the course of the war into a new kind of chaos that prevents Madara from casting the Infinite Tsukuyomi. Everyone's fate depends upon Sakura's game of cat-and-mouse with Madara, bolstered by a movement of people who rise to support his cause. With the damaged Rinnegan being her curse and her key, Sakura is forced to push herself and her unexpected new allies past their limits. Can she stop it all from ending in Madara's favour?

    Mischief and mayhem posted every other Tuesday.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    The monster and the empath are on the run together.

    Does he refuse the fruit? Or does Will take the pomegranate from Hannibal's hand, sinking his teeth into the offering and swallowing the seeds? For the underworld is raging and unforgiving, but something about that darkness is so tempting...

    [𝑭𝑶𝑳𝑳𝑶𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑺 𝑨𝑭𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑭𝑨𝑳𝑳]

    Or, after surviving the fall, Will and Hannibal escape to Cuba under new identities as husbands. Leaving Will to navigate a life that blends brutality with domesticity, all under Hannibal’s watchful eye… and punctuated by an overwhelming amount of gay panic.

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    07 Sep 2025