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    Charlie removes herself from the line of succession.

    Now it's up to Alastor, Queen of Hell and husband to Lucifer, to provide the next heir.

    If only it were that easy.

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    06 May 2026

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    Alastor begins to have... thoughts. They seem to come out of nowhere, unprompted, and wildly out of character for him. Still, he can't deny how hot they make him feel. And sticky.

    When one has 1000cc of vivid, filthy sexual fantasy about their king delivered straight to the cranium, well... just what is a deer to do?

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    AKA; Lucifer doesn't realize he's accidentally tuning into Alastor's frequency when he has wet dreams about him. Neither does Alastor. It gets emotional, but also very sexy.

    Written and Published like 5 days pre-season 2.

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    06 May 2026

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    “You’re not interrupting,” Lucifer insisted. This time he intentionally tapped into his Alpha Voice. “Relax.”

    It took a moment, but the lingering tension melted from Alastor’s frame and he settled more comfortably in his chair, much to the delight of Lucifer’s dragon.

    A Beta shouldn’t act like this. Shouldn’t be influenced by Alpha Voice. However, the alternative was equally unlikely. An unmated Omega of childbearing years working as a university professor, especially somewhere as prestigious as Pentagram University.

    And yet…

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    Alastor, an Omega posing as a Beta, offers Charlie Morningstar a ride after her car breaks down. Trying to head off any accusations of impropriety as her professor, he introduces himself to her father upon arrival.

    Lucifer, an Alpha and a dragon, takes an immediate and inexplicable interest in him. When Alastor’s heat suppressants suddenly fail, he offers his help.

    Alastor’s biggest concern after their tryst is that his secret will get out and his career will be over. Until he develops a soul mark, that is. And until Omegas start going missing.

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    06 May 2026

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    Lucifer lifts his head and blearily looks around the room. A part of him must still be asleep because he’s pretty sure he doesn’t have a fireplace in his room. Or the skeleton of some kind of creature on the wall. And a...a tree? Several trees? Are those fireflies?

    He stares at the floating little dots of light, and the misty bayou beyond them, then turns and squints at the other side of the room, where there's a wallpapered wall and dark-wood floors. He turns his head again, to the moss-laden trees, cattails, and glowing bugs, and then looks down at the red comforter he's burrowed in.

    This…

    This is not his blanket.

    He looks up.

    This is not his room.

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    Lucifer wakes up in Alastor's room after a drunken one-night stand.

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    06 May 2026

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    The Cannibal Cook-Out is here and it's Lucifer and Alastor's official debut as a couple! They're totally ready for this and not at all, in the least bit, worried that it'll go completely and utterly wrong.

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    Lucifer learns a lot of surprising new things, Rosie continues to be everyone's therapist, Alastor is trying very hard to keep his injury a secret, and Susan leaves no survivors.

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    06 May 2026