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    Modern AU, Non-magic AU, very long (150k+ words) fic following heroin abusing Regulus Black from Sirius’ perspective. Also wolfstar! Also Scottish!Remus, an icon!

     

     

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    “Just came to ask if you had any money.”

     

    “I don’t have any mone-”

     

    “Yes you do.”

     

    “Right, okay, yes I do.” Sirius said sharply and James landed a hand on his trembling shoulder, “But I’m not funding your fucking habit Regulus. Again.”

     

    “It’s not a habit! I could get clean whenever I wanted to.”

     

    “Great.” Sirius couldn’t help the sarcasm as he waved his coffee bearing arm dramatically, “Get clean then, go on? Today.”

     

    James squeezed the shoulder he’d taken and leaned over to take the mug from his best friends’ wild gesturing hand, planting it to safety on the first coaster he laid eyes on.

     

    “I said if I wanted to.” he was chewing his lip again and Sirius cringed upon catching sight of his rotting teeth, “I don’t want to, do I?” he was very pale.

     

    “…Why wouldn’t you want to, Reg?”

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    21 May 2026

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    When Harry fails to keep his anger at bay and Voldemort possesses his mind, the events that follow lead him down a long road to realizing the world isn't as black and white as it seems.

    Chaos, hilarity, and tragedy ensue with a Dark Lord being honest all the time, a rival becoming something else, and a world demanding to be saved. Featuring frightened Death Eaters, deep conversations with a monster, Pureblood traditions being ridiculous, and the fight to do the right thing with no true options.

    Harry's life just gets more and more bizarre with each passing moment.

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    Or, the one where Harry's life gets split in half, and he has to figure out how to bring it back together.

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    13 Feb 2025

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    “You don’t have any other ulterior motives for visiting my future self?”

    Sirius tilts his head to the side, giving Remus more room to kiss and tease him. “Well, maybe, I think, I don’t know…” He can no longer get any words out. Just imagining Remus when he’s older. Would he be more stern? More intense? What would Professor Remus be like after years and years of studying seriously for the job? And with gray hairs growing in his curly brown hair? He feels Remus’ hands tighten against his waist, with one going to his ass to pull him in tighter, and he moans softly when he realizes how hard he’s gotten, his cock rubbing softly against Remus’ thigh.

    When Remus pulls away from Sirius’ neck, his eyes are a little hazy, and Sirius knows he looks probably even more dazed. “You’re thinking about fucking my older self, aren’t you, Sirius?”

     

    OR. Sirius finds a time turner, and goes to the future to fuck Remus when he’s older. That’s it. That’s the plot.

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    05 Nov 2024

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    "Shikla, baby, I can explain-" Wade started and then stopped. His surprise lasted only a few moments before his expression crumpled and he glowered at the finely dressed man blinking owlishly in the middle of the room.

    Peter Parker looked as though someone had picked him up by the scruff of his neck and plopped him down again halfway across the country. His clothes were rumpled and there was a bagel hanging out of his mouth. He had a hand curled around his tie, midway from taking it off, like he had just started undressing. "Uh...what? The fuck?" he squawked eloquently.

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    What if it was Peter Parker who showed up when the coven of witches tried to summon Wade's heartmate, instead of Spider-Man? In light of this new predicament, Wade has to overcome new feelings he has for both Spider-Man and Peter Parker. As he works to uncover the shady business lurking in Parker Industries, he has to ward of flirty attempts by Mr. Parker himself, and try to keep Spider-Man safe from his super evil, totally bad boss who is annoyingly attractive and probably out to take over the world.

    Wade's got his work cut out for him, that's for sure.

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    03 Aug 2024

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    A baron in Victorian London, Sirius Black is very near his breaking point of simply absconding into the obscurity of the forest. That is, until a rent boy going by the name of Remus arrives to turn his reality on its head in one fell swoop.

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    04 Jun 2024