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Unqualified by coldturkey
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
09 Aug 2020
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Ellie (because names that start with 'E' are popular) is a girl that has absolutely no business falling into Thedas. She played Dragon Age: Origins, once, and didn't even finish it. In fact, her knowledge of Dragon Age is based entirely on fanfiction.
Be it glorious cosmic fuck-up, or the wonders of the afterlife, she's the one that fell into Thedas instead of her fanfiction obsessed best friend. No matter - I mean, fan fiction can't be that far off from the real thing, right? ... uh, right?
The only thing better than a character with all the information, is one with very little that may or may not be wrong!
Thedas is screwed.
06/14/18 - Arise Lazarus.12/19/19 - Ahahahahhaksdhfkdjnadf
07/27/2020 - I come back from the dead a lot, okay?Series
- Part 1 of The Unqualified Multiverse
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An Altus in Arlathan by coldturkey
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
28 Jul 2020
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Instead of being sent with the Herald into the future at Redcliffe, poor Dorian is sent into the past. The distant past. He can't understand the language, everything is possessed, and his only ticket at getting back home is retrieving an amulet swallowed by a demon with teeth the size of his head.
At least the library is decent.
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Double Trouble by coldturkey
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
27 Jul 2020
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Solas is NOT Fen’Harel. He’s actually the Dread Wolf’s super nerd identical twin. They’ve been switching places off and on the whole time. In fact, they've shared the same identity in public since before the rise of the Evanuris.
Their greatest deception, if any, was the idea that the Dread Wolf was “he who hunts alone.” Fen’Harel had never hunted alone. Wolves hunted in packs, and theirs was a pack of two. It was that secret, known only to Mythal, that allowed their infamous trapping of the so-called “gods,” and the disastrous consequences that followed. After all, how could Fen’Harel be in two places at once to trick both the Evanuris and the Forgotten Ones into their prisons?
Unfortunately, their current plan to drop the Veil was running into... problems. Solas can't seem to stop himself from escalating his relationship with the Inquisitor, and Fen'Harel can't seem to keep his hands out of her pants.
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A Chuckles & Curly Comic-Con by coldturkey
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
25 Jul 2020
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Solas and Cullen Rutherford suddenly find themselves pulled from Thedas and dropped unceremoniously into an enormous convention during a highly unusual thunderstorm. When one of the attendees notices that Solas's ears look just a touch too real, she learns the truth and takes it upon herself to help get them back to their world before the convention ends.
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Unqualified AU by coldturkey
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
24 Jul 2020
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Miscellaneous prompts, one-shots, and other such nonsense.
This is where prompts related to or inspired by my main work Unqualified go. Everything is non-canon unless explicitly stated otherwise. Chapter 1 is a splash page, including a table of contents. Feel free to comment there with any ideas or requests! <3
NSFW chapters will be prefaced with an asterisk(*).
Canon chapters will be prefaced with a hash/pound sign(#).Right now:
(ch.2, 4) are prefaced with an asterisk(*).
(ch.3) is prefaced with a hash/pound sign(#).Series
- Part 2 of The Unqualified Multiverse
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The Unqualified Multiverse by coldturkey
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
09 Aug 2020
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- 233,504
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 24
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Sandy's Excerpts by coldturkey
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
20 May 2017
- Words:
- 1,797
- Works:
- 1
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October 8: "I know you do." by Qophia
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Origins
09 Oct 2018
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“You saw tonight how I turned on Taliesen. You know what we did to Rinna, he and I. Why should it not happen to you, eventually? Surely it must only be a matter of time.”
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- Part 8 of Qoph's Fictober 2018
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One Night in Halam'shiral by Auntvodkacat
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
13 Jan 2018
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By sheer coincidence, certainly, Morinthe Lavellan encounters an odd man at a bar. A one night stand is all she had ever intended them to be, some faint memory in the backs of each of their minds that would fade away to nothing in time. But he's a strange one, this Solas, and she soon finds that her thoughts will not be freed of him so easily.
Bookmarked by coldturkey
20 Jul 2017
Bookmarker's Notes
The suspense is killing me, and I love it.
Definitely one of my favorite ongoing stories right now.
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Throughout Time by ThePirateQueenAngel
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
06 Feb 2022
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Ellana Lavellan is cursed. Cursed throughout time to relive her past lives through dreams, her past sins and deeds, past friendships with the same people in every cycle, and above all else, the tragedy of her love life. Burdened with the knowledge that she has been doomed to love and lose the same man, her soulmate. The God who's life she ended, shattering her own heart in the process. She's lived many lives without him since then, until he shows up in her studio.
When Solas meets Ellana, he's thrown off by how he feels about a particular painting in her gallery, and the strange ways of Ellana herself. But that night is when the dreams start, dreams of her and of himself in far-off lands of long ago. He can't stop thinking about her, but what will happen when he learns her darkest truth, or his own?
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- Part 1 of Throughout Time and Associated Stories
Bookmarked by coldturkey
06 Jun 2017
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It's Literature. Smutty Literature. by geekyjez
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
26 Sep 2015
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Solas is very unhappy to find that he and Isii are the "inspiration" for Varric's latest (explicit) romance novel. Isii decides to sit down and read it in order to decide whether or not she should be upset.
Also, a dwarf should never write about weird spirit orgies in the Fade when they have little-to-no experience with either spirits or the Fade.
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- Part 19 of Isii Lavellan (Non-Canon AUs)
Bookmarked by coldturkey
03 Jun 2017
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She wants it on the record that infiltrating Solas’ organization as a nug was never a plan that they had.
Not any of them.
Not even Sera.
Not even jokingly.
She wants it on the record.
Bookmarked by coldturkey
27 May 2017