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One fateful night on 4/20 three notorious pirate captains get high off of Robin's Special Brownies and end up fucking in the crow’s nest.
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The Valiant Dead Don't Have Health Insurance But A Checkup Couldn't Hurt by bmouse
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Mar 2026
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Dragging your six or seven hundred year old fairy coworker to a medical checkup really ought to blow a lid off that whole ‘pretending to be human’ thing. Luckily, with his unusual upbringing, Illuga wouldn’t know normal if it bit him in the ass.
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Never trust a Mondstater’s idea of wholesome evening activities.
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Luffy gets Grand Line poison ivy. Law has a personalized treatment plan.
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Eustass Kid tries to be a good cellmate. It... kind of works out.
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“So like a fight? Great.” Strawhat cracks his knuckles.
“No dumbass, they’re gonna run a train on you.”
“Like a sea train?” He actually looked around for it. Rubber idiot actually looked around the fuckin’ windowless cell. Gold Roger fuckin’ wept. “But we’re on land. There’s no railroad tracks here.”
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He was just supposed to be giving the little maniac a lift to the next island but when they're temporarily trapped in an underwater trench by a passing Marine patrol, Law realizes he's not quite finished indulging his boyfriend's whims.
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LIke oh come on, you know there’s totally an established protocol in Renan society for getting your fellow noble friend to fuck your one true love if you can’t manage it yourself for some reason.
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Clive Rosfieid: outlaw, housemaid, and half-naked concubine(part time).
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Cid’s late to a rendezvous and Clive has a manic-depressive cleaning fit about it. -
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Eizen continues to be himself, much to the consternation of the party. Edna is happy, which is weird enough on its own. Meanwhile Sorey starts cataloguing the bizarre behaviors of elderly seraphim and Rose makes a betting pool on weather Zaveid and Edna's scary brother are exes or what.
And along the way two guys with collectively the worst luck in the universe might find their way to a winning streak once again. Or at least, each other.Series
- Part 2 of How to un-train your dragon
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In hindsight, the necromancy was a bad idea. (Maybe the genocide too)
aka. the perils of trying to occupy an entire planet with just 1 drunken pit fighter on a Dark Energon detox, 1 Soundwave, 1 awkward optic-headed scientist, 2 grieving drama queens and 64 low-level mooks.
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- Part 6 of Sea of Tranquility
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Dermatologists Hate Him!! by bmouse
Fandoms: 역대급 영지 설계사 | The Greatest Estate Developer (Webcomic)
05 Apr 2023
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Local asshole transmigrator keeps his skin dewy and clear using this one weird tip~
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A different take on the study scene.
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Wheeljack takes an ill-advised walk across Megatron's lawn
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- Part 8 of Sea of Tranquility
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car, spider, bike by bmouse
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
02 Jan 2023
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Someone beats Arcee to the punch.
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- Part 7 of Sea of Tranquility
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Duty and the desert conspire to misplace Tighnari’s favorite person. He is, understandably, a bit pissed off about this.
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two broke gods attempt a mortal-style vacation by bmouse
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Sep 2022
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Venti invites himself along on Zhongli's holiday with the promise of splitting expenses and offering tips on how to better pass for human.
He's also got a running bet that that blockhead is going to run out of money by day three.
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College student Himuro Tatsuya starts lurking on ghoul forums online instead of going to therapy. Then one February night he almost becomes an urban legend himself.
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Kuroko Tetsuya quits the basketball club in despair in his third year of middle school. His parents (who had noticed his soul slowly leaving his body) decide to accept a sudden transfer to Los Angeles. And while Kuroko and Kagami are slowly fumbling their way past the language barrier, what the hell is going on back in Japan?
Fleeing the threat of being upstaged by a 'Miracle' prodigy Himuro Tatsuya heads south to Tokyo, only to end up at the same school as the source of all his worries. Which raises a couple questions:
Can an ‘ordinary’ player ascend to stand among geniuses?
Will Izuki ever get tired of making ice puns?
And can Seirin’s dysfunctional new Double Aces pull together to teach the other Miracles a lesson, while learning the one they badly need themselves?Series
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a friend for the end of the world by bmouse
Fandoms: Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
17 May 2022
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Himuro Tatsuya comes to the Tokyo Shatterdome to get a job. And maybe fill out his Miracle Encounter Bingo card while he's at it. Turns out there's a prize at the end.
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When the world conspires to separate them. Akashi decides its time he start gathering close all the things that are his.
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- Part 2 of The Six Husbands of Akashi Seijuurou