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Launch raised the candle so close to Bulma’s face that she could feel the cut of the flame, the thin hair on her upper lip singeing. “You’ll get what you deserve, stupid slut,” Launch bit out. “So until then, shut the fuck up!”
The heat was suddenly gone, replaced with the acrid scent of smoke as Launch’s breath accidentally extinguished the candle. A disbelieving laugh escaped Bulma at the flub even as she preemptively flinched away from the strike she knew would come as a result of her insolence.
Nothing came, though, and Bulma realized exactly why when she heard Launch’s sharp intake of breath. “Launch-” she said, but even if there was some sort of preventative action she could have taken without the use of her limbs or sight, it was too late.
Launch sneezed.
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will it feel like the end? by beetlesacquired
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
20 Jan 2025
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A sob escaped Anakin’s throat. He wrapped his arms around himself, feeling painfully cold all of the sudden, like there wasn’t an ounce of warmth left in the entire universe. He couldn’t think of a damn thing to do, not when Amedda likely had a whole battalion of stormtroopers waiting outside the door to make sure he complied. “So that’s it then? I’m the property of some petty senator?”
“No.” He didn’t think it could get any worse. “Your betrothed is the King. Obi-Wan Kenobi.” He couldn’t have been more wrong.
Day 4: Arranged Marriages/Matings
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- Part 4 of TaS Omegaverse Week 2021
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Aqua took his hand in hers. “Want to go to bed?”
Ven glanced out of the window. When had it gotten dark? Still, though, he sighed. “Sleep is the last thing I want after everything,” he admitted. He’d never thought having complete control over an entire set of limbs would be such a novel experience, but there he was, and he wasn’t ready to give himself over to unconsciousness yet, if ever.
The hands on Ven’s shoulders snaked down across his chest, and he felt Terra’s hair tickle the side of his face. “Not to sleep,” Terra said, his voice rough and deeper than Ven remembered ever hearing it in the time before.
“I,” Ven gasped. “What? Have you- Have you been trying to hit on me?”
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never, ever let it cool by beetlesacquired
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
26 Oct 2023
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“Woulda made it with milk, but we’re out,” Han apologized as he ripped open the carboard and took out two packets of hot chocolate powder. Leia could only stare.
The thing was, Han didn’t like hot chocolate. Every time he was over at their place, he always turned down any offers, saying he didn’t like anything that sweet. Han and his father didn’t even put sugar or creamer in their coffee, let alone drink Swiss Miss. It was even the kind with the little marshmallows. Nothing about the presence of that box in this kitchen made sense to her. Unless…
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Beetlesacquired's Star Wars Oneshots and Snippets by beetlesacquired
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
07 Aug 2023
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Chapter 1: Anakin and Obi-Wan argue, and Obi-Wan sticks his entire foot in his mouth.
Chapter 2: Platonic Anakin and Obi-Wan modern au with unhappy ending
Chapter 3: Obi-Wan/Satine year on the run fluff
Chapter 4: Obi-Wan/Anakin smut
Chapter 5: Obi-Wan/Anakin fluff + smut
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Promptober 2022 by beetlesacquired
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
23 Dec 2022
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A mixture of the Kink-, Fluff-, and Whumptober prompts for 2022
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now there are four of them by beetlesacquired
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
07 Aug 2022
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5 Times Anakin Says 'I Love You' + 1 Time Obi-Wan Does by beetlesacquired
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
02 Oct 2021
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TaS Omegaverse Week 2021 by beetlesacquired
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
20 Jan 2025
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The Secret to Relieving Stress by singleblackwing
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
16 Aug 2025
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As a general in charge of his troops, Sephiroth was under an immense amount of pressure. Cloud was no better, even as a trooper, due to his upcoming SOLDIER exam keeping him up at night.
They were both on the verge of cracking under pressure, so as their friend, Zack believed it was his duty to help. After a quick brainstorming session—which may or may not have involved a few beers—he came up with the perfect solution: sex.
Sadly, his friends weren’t quite ready to appreciate his genius, so Zack had to devise a secret plan to get them to do what they needed.
His plan was perfect; fool proof. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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04 Jul 2026
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Sensory Input by Esselle for SummerOtaku
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Aug 2019
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"Captain," Shouto says, clearing his throat. "You put in a request?"
Midoriya stands in front of the window now, staring out at the endless expanse of stars. He turns when Shouto enters. Like Bakugou, he's dressed casually, in a simple grey shirt that stretches over his chest. His green eyes blink wide as though in surprise, before he smiles. It's sheepish and shy. In front of the window, the vastness of space flung out behind him, he's as stunning as a supernova.
"I did, right," he says. "The, um, the thermostat… seems to be, maybe—"
Bakugou cuts him off with a loud sigh. "Quit wastin' his time and tell him why he's really here."
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Shouto is a remote crew member of a spaceship—his real body is stationed on a world far away, but his consciousness is housed in a maintenance bot on board the ship. When he manages to attract the attention of the ship's gorgeous captain and fiery first officer, it doesn't take long to discover that the bot's adjustable sensitivity levels have more enjoyable applications than repair work.
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"New winter gear came in today," Katsuki announces loudly to the room at large; the room being his living room, and his soon-to-be-captive audience: his two useless boyfriends who are, for whatever reason, under the illusion that they can just lounge around not paying attention to him when he clearly requires it.
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Katsuki needs opinions on his new winter hero costume.
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01 Jul 2026
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"Latte with a double shot of espresso for Bakugou… hm, is it Kagami? Katsumi..." Shouto sets the coffee down and then props his elbow on the counter, cheek resting on his palm as he watches Katsuki take a sip and grimace.
"You burned the milk," he says.
Everyone in Japan knows his name, but he still feels his breath catch slightly when Shouto says, "Ah, right, it's Katsuki, isn't it?"
Shouto doesn't quite smile, he rarely does, but somehow the teasing still reaches his eyes. He has eyes like no other, two separate colors of cloudy and clear skies, both distinct enough to stop Katsuki in his tracks. They make him feel like he's forgotten his own damn name every time.
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In recent years, it's been assumed that the appearance of soul bonds has disappeared. Katsuki, a cocky pro hero, and Shouto, the barista at Katsuki's favorite coffee shop, are about to discover that's not quite true.
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