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baby join me in death by Mormo (b0mbard)
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
07 Jun 2026
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“I told you a thousand times, Rhaenyra, you cannot take sick leave,” Alicent said, exasperated. “Poor Death No. 8 is currently in the Burnout Section, and your department is already understaffed.”
Rhaenyra, already expecting this answer, glared at the source of her ire: a stack of unopened violet envelopes. As if on cue, violet smoke appeared before her and a new envelope materialised from it, striking her squarely in the face.
“Aaarghhhh,” she screeched, slamming both hands onto the desk. “Who the fuck is this man,” she demanded, snatching the envelope from her face, “and why won’t he fucking die?!”
From her shoulder, Aerion peered at the name printed in Bank Gothic font.
BAELOR TARGARYEN
“Perhaps it’s time to investigate, Rhaenyra,” he piped up.
Crackfic | Inspired by Tim Burton's Beetlejuice and José Saramago's Death at Intervals
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A Royal Wedding by Mormo (b0mbard)
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
07 Apr 2026
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The days leading up to the wedding of Rhaenyra Targaryen and the Prince of Dragonstone, and the wedding itself.
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- Part 2 of The Princess Who Would Not Behave
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A Royal Affair by Mormo (b0mbard)
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
26 Mar 2026
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In the span of a day, Rhaenyra Targaryen receives two marriage proposals she doesn’t want, nearly causes a scandal, and suffers what might be the worst day of her life. Or so it seems.
Baelor Breakspear is trying very hard to remain dignified.Series
- Part 1 of The Princess Who Would Not Behave
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The Princess Who Would Not Behave by Mormo (b0mbard)
Fandom A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, House of the Dragon (TV)
07 Apr 2026
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That’s the Thing About Illicit Affairs by grandlovescheme
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
13 Jun 2026
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It's hard to prove you're having an affair when you're having it with your uncle.
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13 Jun 2026
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When King Viserys Targaryen disinherited his beloved daughter following her Scandalaous affair with her uncle, the realm was met with a decision that would henceforth alter the course of history forever.
Years later, while the Greens scrambled for power, schemed against one another, tearing and clawing at one another to seat themselves on a crumbling tower, Across Blackwater Bay, the Blacks find themselves enjoying the show.
A 'Short Sad Reign Sequel' in the perspective of the Blacks.
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- Part 3 of Battered, Black and Green
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05 May 2026
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dead girl walking by LadyCastaigne
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
31 Dec 2025
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On the night of the annual Targaryen Foundation's Charity Gala, patriarch Viserys Targaryen hopes to present an united front and wipe the family's slate clean after a great scandal upends their world. But the night is young and full of surprises, most of all this —
It's the night Rhaenyra Targaryen, heiress to the family's bloody legacy, is going to die.
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11 Apr 2026
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scary love by louisweet
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
11 Apr 2026
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“What are you going to do?”
“Well, I suppose we will have to let the queen know that a betrothal is not an option at the moment.”
“And if that does not work?”
“There are other ways to put off a wedding.”
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The one where Daemon and Rhaenyra are arrogant and bloodthirsty siblings whose shared spite for marriage results in them secretely killing each other’s betrothed until they realise that it is not really the marriage aspect that they hate if it's with the right person.
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- 11/?
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26 Mar 2026
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the girls are scared of you, a legend in your neighborhood by brandybean
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV)
19 Mar 2026
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Turn on the music
Turn off the lights
I wanna feel the beast inside
I know you're hungry, ready to bite
I wanna watch you turn tonight
I wanna feel the beast insideBookmarked by b0mbard
21 Mar 2026