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    What Color? by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    30 Jan 2026

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    “You are still bad liar. Never did tell me color.”
    “Are you still that hung up on it?”
    “Yes, is all I think about Hollander. Is pink, da? Glittery? Does it have the-- ” Shane hears him make a buzzing *zzztt* sound through his teeth.
    “What?”
    Rozanov makes the sound again. “I don’t know word, like… Engine? Motor?”
    “Vibrator!?” Shane asks shocked laughter bleeding into his voice.
    “Yes, the vibrator.” He says like he’s testing the word out.
    He barks out a choked laugh “NO! It doesn’t have a vibrator.”
    “Is pink though? And glittery tell me please glittery?” his accent rolling the r's in that way that drives Shane crazy.
    Shane groans through his next words, his clean hand scrubbing down his face muffling his voice a bit “I thought black was more, discreet."
    “Ugghh, Hollander you are so boring, mine is at least green.”

     
    Or: Shane finds out Ilya has a green vibrator, loses his mind over it, and considers the merits of being verse for the first time.

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    Mac and Dennis Take a Joyride by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    30 Dec 2025

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    Thrill seeking, reckless, and high, Mac and Dennis make the best of a trip in the Range Rover.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    The Abracadabra Boys by for lustmordred

    Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

    31 Dec 2025

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    When another time jump goes wrong, Five and Diego find themselves alone in a post-WWI countryside. Taking shelter in an abandoned farmhouse, they have to do their best to survive the dropping temperatures. All the while, Diego is having thoughts he shouldn't have--thoughts he has always had. Being so close to Five for so long with no buffer leaves him frayed at the edges. As his resolve begins to wear away, he keeps a white-knuckle grip on himself, but then one night, it all falls apart and leaves him wondering if he's just made the biggest mistake of his life. Or maybe, just maybe, it's the best decision he's ever made.

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    30 Day OTP Porn Challenge by

    Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes (Downey films), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV)  

    09 Oct 2014

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    Sherlock Holmes/John Watson one-shots across several fandoms. Tags updated with each chapter.

    FINAL CHAPTER COUNT
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    can you teach me how to feel real? by

    Fandoms: Challengers (Movie 2024)  

    30 Aug 2024

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    It takes a while for Art to warm up to the idea of fucking Patrick in the ass.

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    18 Apr 2025