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    "You do not have any kind of teaching qualification, do you Yagi-san?"
    Toshinori squirms in his seat under Nedzu's beady gaze, his legs awkwardly cramped in the small chair.
    "No..." he admits shamefully, "but I could-!"
    The principal puts up a paw and shakes his head, "I cannot jeopardize the teaching of my students just to have you find a successor, no."
    Nedzu's eyes shimmer in a way that leaves Toshinori distinctly unsettled, "Tell me, Yagi-san. What kind of volunteering have you done before?"
    He rushes to comply, very sure that Nedzu would manage to do something entirely unsettling again if he stalled too long, "I've done stuff with soup kitchens-"
    "No time to get you qualifications for that."
    "I've done fundraising-"
    "Not applicable."
    "I, um, merchandising?"
    He pointedly looks at Toshinori's outfit (pin striped yellow slacks and a coral pink shirt), and he continues hastily, "I've done visits to hospitals-"
    "Also not applicable."
    "I, um," he desperately grabs at straws, "cleaning? I've done. Cleaning."

    All Might, or rather, Yagi Toshinori, becomes a janitor at U.A. It goes much better than expected.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Jack Fenton likes to tell his kids stories about his childhood, sometimes. Likes to talk about his college years, likes to talk about the vastness of the Fenton family, likes to talk about the little cabin in the woods he didn’t leave until he was twenty years old. It’s something of a hobby of his, to reminisce.

    But like every parent, there’s just a few things that go unsaid. A secret name, a secret origin, some lost fragment of a past lightyears behind him. His children have inherited near nothing of it, he’d thought, and perhaps it was best they never know.

    And then he discovers his son can fly.

    (Or: Forty years ago, Jax-An crash landed in Earth’s atmosphere. Five minutes ago, Jack Fenton realised he might have passed more onto his son than he’d first thought.)

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    14 Jun 2026

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    “Come on, Ren-kun,” Yukari nudges Ren as he slumps. “I dove into being Pink Argus with little experience myself, and I haven’t regretted it since. Maybe you’ll feel the same.”

    Ren thinks about it. His life really couldn’t and shouldn’t revolve completely around the shadow world, he supposes. And he’s not obligated to do any more than this if acting doesn’t agree with him after all.

    Ann’s going to freak. Futaba is going to lose her shit.

    “You remember the Phantom Thieves of Hearts business a few years back?” The director asks. “It won’t be a complete one to one, but I do have to admit that this series’ plot is loosely based on it.”

    Okay, now that’s just unfair. Now Ren has to take the role.

    So that’s how Ren becomes a Featherman Ranger.

    Or, Amamiya Ren becomes a Featherman actor, bases his character off Akechi, and the real Akechi Goro disastrously simps from afar.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Tim is grateful Hood leaves promptly, in any case, because that means he doesn’t see Tim crawl the last few feet into his house.

     

    [Jack and Janet die uneventfully— at the hands of a home intruder, at 3:41 in the morning on a Thursday. Two gunshots. Tim’s entire world comes to a screeching halt at 3:44, when he finds their bodies.]

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Deeply harrowing depiction of grief. So well done.

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    “Is it him?”
    Not looking up, Haru nods. “I’m meeting him for dinner.”
    “Want to kill him instead?”
    Around them, the mundane noises of life continue. Darts hitting the board with familiar little thwacks, the crack of cue against ball, groans of defeat and shouts of satisfaction. “What?”
    “Do you,” says Akechi, in that cold, clinical voice of his, “want to kill your fiancé?”

    funny little oneshot in which akechi and haru go on a field trip to murder harus fiancé in mementos. as promised on twitter<3

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    11 Jun 2026