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    spoilers for hsr 3.3

    When it comes to predatory, soul-sucking gacha games, Cosmic Impact Rail Zero was probably the worst of the worst. Did it have incredible characters? Yes. An engaging storyline? Double yes. Did it make Mydei want to blow his entire paycheck on weapons and skins and more rolls? Of course it did.

    But it also killed off basically every character in the game, including the crown prince that shared Mydei's name– Mydeimos the Undying, Son of Gorgo. How the hell was that even possible?! He literally had undying in his title!?

    So when the developers ask for feedback, Mydei goes off on a heated tangent– and finds himself reincarnated as his namesake. You know– the doomed prince, destined for a life of hardship? Destined to die?

    Not if Mydei has anything to say about it.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Absolute fucking cinema

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    In which Mydei wakes, and everything about the world has shifted to the left.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Ahh sweet sweet angsty post 3.4 phaidei just how I like it

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    And Mydeimos was possessive. Phainon was his.
    His rival. His equal. His friend. His, his, his, his, his. He threw that word around so generously, as if he truly did not understand its weight. And perhaps, he did not. Perhaps nobody but Phainon ever would, for Phainon was the one cursed to lose everything he cherished, whereas Mydeimos was simply punished for his very existence.

    And yet, despite his best premonition, he could not stop the word from itching at the tip of his tongue, or lingering on the forefront of his mind, begging to slip past his lips whenever he took a look at that conspicuously gorgeous body, or those powerful and driven eyes.

    An incessant mantra of mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.

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    15 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 71

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    “HKS. Stop fucking squirming.” Mydei hisses, hand slipping uncomfortably close to Phainon’s head in an effort to hold himself up.

    “My leg is cramped.” Phainon whines, pressing his back further into the stone wall. “Can’t you burst us out?”

    (“I forgot about that plot point.” Caelus mutters. “Uh, okay, how about it’s super reinforced stone.”)

    There may not be any stone in Amphoreus that can withstand Mydei’s fist, but luckily this is weird-limbo-Amphoreus.

    “This seems to be a load bearing wall.” Mydei says in surprise, because it definitely was not a load bearing wall a few seconds ago. He pushes against the stone, and the ceiling creaks ominously.

    “It sure is crazy that it mysteriously fell right behind you as you and I walked into this cramped room together then.” Phainon laughs nervously.

     

    Alternatively: if Amphoreus is stuck in a USB drive of Caelus' writing, what's stopping him from making Phainon and Mydei speedrun fanfic tropes?

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    18 Mar 2026

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    “Hugo. You should try to make Lycaon jealous," Robin said plainly. “According to Miss Vivian’s novels, it is a 99% proven and effective strategy to confirm your partner’s feelings towards you. And if you’re lucky, your relationship could even advance to another step.”

    “Robin, I told you to stop indulging yourself in Vivian’s novels. They’re not good for me.”

    “You're not denying they’re accurate.”

    “Excuse me?” Hugo sighed heavily. “Also, pray tell, why are you researching your facts through fictional romance novels?”

    5 times Hugo tried to make Lycaon jealous, 1 time he didn’t need to.

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    14 Oct 2025

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    Silliest. Doing anything but talking for 5minutes I love them so much