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"Nice sword," she said. "Did you drag it out of the river?"
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“I bet you burn so bad you wear a shirt to the pool.”
Sebastian stiffened. “I don’t go to the pool.”
“I mean, like, you know. If you did go to the pool, you’d wear a shirt.”
“Metaphorically.”Series
- Part 5 of Stardew One-shots
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“I dare you…” a thought popped into Abigail's head like a fire cracker and it was out of her mouth before she could think it through. “I dare you two to kiss.”
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- Part 4 of Stardew One-shots
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Facemasks and gossiping about the new person in town
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“I wanted to, uh, ask you something.”
Sam looked at her, the cool grey-green of his eyes the same colour as the waves. “What’s up?” he asked.
“I need you to promise to take me seriously, okay?” When Sam nodded, she continued, “And you won’t laugh.”Series
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My few Discworld fics. That is all.
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I ordered a sandwich from this bodega but all I got was a Wolverine by Turtle_ier
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Mar 2025
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Part 3 is getting updated hopefully within the month? No promises though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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There was a giggle. But it was not from Katara. Or even Aang.
Sokka’s head snapped over to Zuko, who looked just as shocked as Sokka felt. His cheeks were cherry-red and he had a hand clapped over his mouth. “Did you just laugh?” Sokka asked. Just to make sure his ears still worked.
Zuko spluttered, his cheeks darkening. “What—no! Why would I ever—I mean, what is laughing?” And then, “Your jokes suck anyway!”
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Sokka accidentally makes Zuko laugh during one of their fights. He takes it upon himself to continue making Zuko laugh in their future encounters, just as a "distraction tactic."
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Bookmarked by Turtle_ier
04 Jun 2026
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Bodhi Rook and K-2SO are alive after the Battle of Scarif. Bodhi is determined to find his way back to the Rebellion and do what he can to crush the Empire. K-2SO is determined to find a body with legs. K-2SO is a bad therapist. Bodhi is a surprisingly good con artist. A story of space piracy, hard truths, and how friendship grows in unexpected places,
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- Part 2 of Bodhi Lives
- Part 2 of Book One: The Run
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Sebastian has insomnia. Sam snores. Sebastian would be unlikely to admit how much this helps.
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02 Mar 2026
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This Crooked Heart by surprisinglyOK
Fandoms: History Boys - All Media Types, History Boys (2006), History Boys - Bennett
03 Feb 2025
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‘Do you ever wonder what you’re doing here?’ Posner asks.
‘At Oxford?’
‘Anywhere. What the point of it all is.’
Posner feels Scripps shift beside him. ‘I don’t think anyone knows the answer to that. God would say worship. Jesus would say love.’
‘And what would you say?’
Scripps falls silent as he ponders the question. Then: ‘I think it’s being with the people you care about. Finding moments of quiet. Looking for beauty.’
Posner smiles bitterly. ‘I don’t think I could find it if I tried.’
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Posner navigates adult life and everything that comes with it, both the good and the bad. Thankfully, Scripps is there through it all, in confusingly fluctuating capacities as friend and lover.
Rated M for some pretty heavy mental health stuff, a suicide attempt by OD (though not in graphic detail), and sexual content (again, not super graphic, but there are sex scenes). Triggers for individual chapters will be in the notes. Please be careful! This is angsty, but I swear it ends happily.
Title is from As I Walked Out One Evening by Auden.
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25 Aug 2025
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Cole toppled a government or two, caused a few explosions, murdered more bad guys than he can count, and probably a few innocents too. He caused more collateral damage — ruined more lives — than he’ll ever account for, and the world didn’t change a bit. He did his time, and he’s not going back.
Too bad Overwatch doesn’t want to take no for an answer.
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17 Jun 2025