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  1. Rec *

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Ilya refuses to cancel dinner with Shane's parents, terrified that showing weakness will make them think he is lazy, broken, or a disappointment. But when a severe depressive episode causes his hands to shake, he accidentally drops a crystal water glass.

    The sound of the shattering glass triggers a violent childhood trauma, sending Ilya into a full-blown, terrifying panic attack on the dining room floor as he frantically tries to clean up the mess before he gets hit.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    When Barok, delirious from fever, mistakes Kazuma for his brother, Kazuma thinks it's harmless enough to pretend to be him.

    It didn't occur to him that there are things Barok might say to Klint that he wouldn't want Kazuma to hear.

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    08 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 63

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    “What’s his name?” Yuna asks.

    “Ilya,” he says. A second later, as if they might be confused, he stumbles out, “The, um-” He barely stops himself from saying, ‘the one from hockey?’ like a buffoon. “Rozanov.”

    (or: david sees shane with a man at the cottage, but doesn't quite see who. shane tries coming out on his own.)

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Yuna is plan B, it dawns on Troy. When Shane realised he couldn't do anything, he called his Mom. 

    Weiber grunts. “You know your son is in New York doing some promo thing he couldn't get out of, apparently, instead of practice.” His tone indicates that he doesn't really care though. 

    “Of course. I organised it.” Yuna snorts. “But I'm here for my favourite son.” 

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    Ilya is sick. None of the Centaurs really know what to do. Thank god for Mama Hollander.

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    28 May 2026