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“Tea!” Crowley declared. “You love a good cup of tea!” He snapped his fingers and handed Aziraphale a mug of tea.
Aziraphale sniffled into it. “Miracle tea is just never as good as made tea.”
“I’ll make you a cup of tea, then,” Crowley said determinedly. He went to Aziraphale’s little kitchen and hunted for tea. He found a tin labeled tea leaves. He took down Aziraphale’s favorite mug, with the angel wings, and scooped tea into it. He looked critically into the mug and scooped more tea in. Then a bit more. Then he added another dash for good measure. The mug was nearly ¾ full with tea leaves. He didn’t add more; it seemed like plenty to him.
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Following the lack of the End of the World, Aziraphale falls into a depression, sure that he'll never have the chance to find his soulmate now.
Crowley's determined to help Aziraphale, even if it means losing him.
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It would be easier, Aziraphale thinks, if he could just stop seeing Crowley. Shake hands on a job well-done and walk away.
But he can’t. Not just for Crowley’s sake -- who has been very jumpy since the bookshop fire -- but his own, also. Aziraphale genuinely enjoys his company. They can talk about things they can’t with anyone else. He feels most himself around Crowley. And yes, he worries quite a lot about the hapless demon.
If only Crowley didn’t want to Talk.
Following Armageddon, Crowley is ready to move forward. Aziraphale thinks he needs more time.
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Aziraphale was fretting. He had been fretting for a good hour or so, ever since he’d emerged from Hell and sat down on the appointed bench to wait for Crowley. He rather thought he’d have been fretting regardless, but he was in a particular lather because he noticed he was wearing his own corporation, not Crowley’s.
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Going to the park after their switch and failed executions, Crowley is unavoidably delayed. And that's just the beginning of the problem. -
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It is lost to the mists of time* just why Aziraphale or Crowley had ever thought they should apply to be on the Great British Bake-Off. No one but Aziraphale and Crowley recall what happened after they made that decision.
*This is a lie. It’s lost to the mists of excessive alcohol consumption.
Having made their decision to become contestants on the Great British Bake-Off, Aziraphale and Crowley did absolute zero research into how one applies for said show, and simply imagined that very good amateur bakers are approached to compete.
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John Watson is utterly BAMF and basically a goddamn madman. Following are stories of him in Afghanistan and him in London, being the craziest bastard ever (Sherlock is besotted).
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Bertie Meets Aliens by ThetaSigma
Fandom Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Jeeves & Wooster, Torchwood
27 May 2012
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...and two closets ;-)
Forced by an ancient (and rogue) Ministry spell to pretend they're in a relationship, retired Auror Harry and loner-by-choice Severus uncover a dastardly plot.- Language:
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18 Jun 2026
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Harry is rescued in the summer before his Seventh Year from near-death at the hands of his relatives. Upon waking, he discovers that Snape has been changed by the rescue as much as he has. Returning to Hogwarts finds him wavering under the combined violent efforts of his dormmates, leaving it to Severus to save him again, this time from his own stubborn pride, in the form of an apprenticeship that leaves them living together in the dungeons. At first, Harry is just grateful to be given a new home for the next four years, safe from the traitorous Gryffindors. He could never have suspected how things could change as he gives in to the inevitable closeness with his new Master.
If the tags didn't scare you off, I promise there's plenty of fluff and smut to offset all those warnings.
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16 Jun 2026
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Snape teaches Harriet to drive. And if the lesson turns into something else, well, that's hardly her fault.
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14 Jun 2026
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Severus had never lied to himself, and he did not intend to start now, no matter how uncomfortable or impossible the truth was.
Potter was his omega, his mate.
There. He had acknowledged the damned truth.
He was also utterly doomed.
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11 Jun 2026
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Severus's life has once again been disturbed by Potter's presence, except this time, he can't simply ignore it, because Potter seems strangely attached to him.
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11 Jun 2026