1 - 20 of 546 Works in Harry Potter is a Little Shit

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Dana aprende que al final, solo se tiene a ella.

    🏵️🏵️🏵️🏵️🏵️🏵️

    Una pequeña historia Fem Harry parte de una serie de dos entregas. Una mezcla entre la película 'Predestination' y mi imaginación loca.

    Series
    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    6,391
    Chapters:
    6/20
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    273
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Upon the disappearances of three Ministry officials, Harry and Draco are stuck in a hotel room together, desperately trying to piece together the case before more go missing. But when they come across a file they were never supposed to see, the case shifts dramatically- as do their entire lives.

    Or: two boys try really hard to stare at the case files and not each other

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,288
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    131
  3. Tags
    Summary

    macho: I am in spain without the s p a i n and replacing it with seamus

     

    bronaldo: you are in seamus?

     

    macho: is that a dare??

     

    larry: I'm done being sober

     

    also known as a harry potter chatfic. all characters are very ooc, but I find it funny lol. anyways, enjoy. also, daily updates, Ill tell if I cant update for some reason

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,145
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    41
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Falling through the Veil changed Harry Potter and Sirius Black forever. Seven years after, Harry still hasn't found his soul mate, the conduit to his increasingly unstable powers. With a new roommate set to arrive at Grimmauld, Harry's world is about to become even more volatile.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,276
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    942
  5. Tags
    Summary

    At the end of Harry’s fourth year, Dumbledore creates a respawn point for Harry to return to in the event of his death. He intended for this to give his young protegee the time and resources to learn how to defeat the Dark Lord. Instead, he finds himself trapped in an infinite time loop with a teenager intent on grinding side-quests and hunting achievements rather than fulfilling his destiny.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,290
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    890
  6. Tags
    Summary

    ❝shes truely a mystery, her motives are unknown❞
    ━ tom riddle x reader
    Started : aug 9, 2022
    Ended : -

     

    ༶•┈┈[ ]┈♛ ♛┈[ ]┈┈•༶

    In which the twin of Harry Potter, y/n potter, stumbles upon a diary and fairly quickly becomes friends with it, later on helping it collect its soul pieces back together.

    ༶•┈┈[ ]┈♛ ♛┈[ ]┈┈•༶

    Cross-posted on wattpad (@unkn0wn3nt1ty)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    95,708
    Chapters:
    96/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1462
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Harry Potter as Jennifer Check.

     

    Or Harry Potter was kidnapped by Death Eaters and formed part of a ritual.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,239
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    63
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Four years after he's vanquished, a newly sane Tom Riddle finds he is bound to one Harry James Potter and decides muggles can't be trusted to raise him.

    Now renamed and raised by the former dark lord, Hadrian begins his education at Hogwarts and he has great plans for the school starting with not being a Gryffindor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,765
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    138
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Harry's life post final battle isn't what he expected it would be, and then he dies, just like that.

    He gets a second chance but forgets to read the fine-print, and ends up somewhere in the distant past while his body suddenly looks quite differently.

    Now he's stuck as a teenager attending Hogwarts again, where he encounters an old enemy, and surprise, it's not Tom Riddle. All Harry has to do now is survive long enough to build a life for himself that's actually worth living.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    110,796
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Collections:
    39
    Comments:
    2229
    Kudos:
    8183
    Bookmarks:
    2754
    Hits:
    176475
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Basorexia: the irresistible urge to kiss someone. Or how Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, after the war, will deal with their pain together. Azkaban, grief, addiction and depression, how will they overcome it all?

    Cover by @iamrosetta

    English isn’t my first language!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,945
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    635
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Basorexie : envie irresistible d'embrasser quelqu'un. Ou comment Drago Malefoy et Hermione Granger, à la sortie de la guerre, affronteront ensemble leurs souffrances. Azkaban, deuil, addiction et dépression, comment surpasseront-ils tout cela ?

    Couverture de l'histoire dessinée par @iamrosetta

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    11,869
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    82
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Percy, Nico and Jason have been sent to Hogwarts because the gods hate them apparently, and Hecate is in need of help, it's just a shame the kid they're sent to protect is so against letting them help him. How do you help someone who doesn't want you to? Especially when they may as well be a ticking time bomb?

    AKA, my take on the Demigods go to Hogwarts fic because it's a fun cliché and sometimes you've just gotta go back to your roots.

    (Ships are minor and will be mentioned a lot more often than they're shown)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,718
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    249
    Kudos:
    1254
    Bookmarks:
    253
    Hits:
    24392
  13. Tags
    Summary

    With Voldemort back, Harry returned to the Dursley house, and Sirius imprisoned ‘living’ at Grimmauld Place, Sirius decides to go check on his godson.

    And when he doesn’t like what he finds at Number Four Privet Drive, Sirius decides to do something else- tell Harry a fifteen year old secret and send him off the the United States to meet his biological father.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    120,072
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    803
    Kudos:
    2164
    Bookmarks:
    578
    Hits:
    46040
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Harry Potter is part-dragon, and this has caused troubles in his life – many tried to hunt him down or kill him forwhy simply, a creature similar to him did not deserve to exist. As well as even he agreed to it, although a voice in him howled for him to do something; run, yell, and survive, even if he kills for it. 'Till one day he was captured by Tom Riddle, and obliged to cooperate with him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,741
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1788
  15. Tags
    Summary

    After a very turbulent start in the wizarding world, Harry finally enters his second Hogwarts year.
    Well. If Aunt Petunia will let him go after at least five attempts on his life within the last nine months, that is. There's also the fact to consider that he still has lawyers and Amelia Bones to sick on a boatload of people, Sirius to free, Pettigrew to frame and a diary to steal.

    Maybe staying in the muggle world would be easier. But Harry wouldn't be Harry if he didn't try to use the situation to correct some serious wrongs in the magical world and further his political agenda. At least this time around, he has some semi-competent adults (and paintings) at his back and a bunch of friends to support him in all the crazy endeavours his heart desires.

    Besides, there is Dudley's vendetta against one Gilderoy Lockhart to consider. Nobody could pass up on that sort of entertainment.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    82,339
    Chapters:
    10/25
    Comments:
    874
    Kudos:
    1469
    Bookmarks:
    346
    Hits:
    29667
  16. Tags
    Summary

    "Harry was a sweetheart. The sweetheart from Knockturn Alley. The king of hearts literally. Lily had a little potion shop in the centre of the place and Harry used to work there, some days, sometimes, especially after Hogwarts was over. He was everyone’s favourite. Even if his two boyfriends had died miserably in the middle of the night. Blaise told Draco that it was a bad idea to date Harry, that it wasn’t wise of him to do it."

    Or Harry's trouble and Blaise recognised it quickly.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,758
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    360
  17. Tags
    Summary

    The future wasn't what Harry thought it was. His life wasn't what he thought it was. So, using a nearly forgotten ritual, he sends his memories back in time to his younger self in the hopes of making a better future.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    86,977
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    571
    Kudos:
    2098
    Bookmarks:
    783
    Hits:
    75118
  18. Tags
    Summary

    “Potter,” Malfoy said with a slow smile. “You’re a trashy, new money slut.”

    “Yeah? Maybe you like it.”

    --

    The worst thing about being the Golden Boy is the freebies. Free drinks. Easy sex. It’s all too easy.

    The worst thing about being a Malfoy is the expectations. Marriage. Kids. It’s all so scripted.

    Harry wants his arse kicked. Draco decides to grab life by the balls.

    --

    Average reading time: 3 hrs 50 min

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,810
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    2708
  19. Tags
    Summary

    After the death of Sirius in the ministry of magic and the Order's threats against Vernon, things are set in motion that will change the world as everyone knows it. During his battle with Voldemort spells that were on Harry were broken and with the help of Kingsley, Harry went to the Goblins, with a petition to Mother Magic Harry steps into the gap and end up in a time having Magic could mean his death.
    Mother Magic is Pissed at the Wizarding World. She knows that she'll need to change things in the time of Merlin if she wants to change the world and save the Magic that is being bred out of the world by sheeple. Since she can't change what has been she'll just start everything over with a Champion in place who'll protect those who she's chosen to unite Albion.
    Watch out Camelot...Harry's coming and he's determined not to fail his Mother.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,338
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    271
    Bookmarks:
    123
    Hits:
    5339
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Harry Potter is a ninja of the Hidden Leaf Village. Upon being called to attend to Hogwarts the Boy Who Lived is sent on a mission to gather intel on the Wizarding and Muggle Worlds. With his new friends Hermione and Ron it should have been easy right? But between Voldemort and a group of unknown enemies who have set their sights on the Wizarding World. The Next Generation must stand up and defend their village from all new threats. What do these new foes want with Voldemort? What is their goal? And what of Harry Potter and the so called vessels?

    With the help of his teammates Mirai and Denki as well the Brightest Witch Of The Age Hermione Granger. Harry will be front and center for events that will shape the fate of two worlds.

    Reading Naruto is not 100% needed for this story if you are willing to wait for things to be explained later.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,710
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1223

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Clear Filters

Pages Navigation