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Home by subtlehysteria
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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“Yeah. Nothing beats cuddles, if you ask me,” Grace said, trying to lighten the mood.
Simon’s frown only deepened. “I wouldn’t really know.”
Grace’s smile dropped. He fidgeted with his glasses, an idea already forming, but no. No, that’s a lot to ask. Too much. They’re barely friends. More like roommates of pure circumstance who mostly get along.
But what if…?
“Would you…” Grace started. Stopped. Tried again. “This is like, totally no pressure, and you can say no. But, uh, if you wanted to, we could, um—”
“Spit it out, man,” Simon said, not unkindly, if a little annoyed.
“Wouldyouwanttotrycuddlingwithme?”
Simon blinked. “What?”
Or... against all the odds, Simon finds himself in Ryland Grace's universe. This is how they find home.
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30 Jun 2026
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An Everlasting Itch For Things Remote by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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“Is the alien…dangerous?” he asks slowly.
“No! No, no he’s my friend, he’s - uh, well, the engineer of the Hail Mary,” says Grace. “Look, I’m just saying that - he’s gonna wake up soon, and we don’t need to tell him about how our first meeting went. We can gloss over the whole ‘tackle me to the ground and scare the daylights out of me’ thing. I won’t tell if you won’t.”
Simon is 90% sure this is going to come back to bite him in the form of blackmail but he nods anyways, because it sure as hell sounds like Grace is implying Simon will be allowed to stay a while longer.
Rocky sleeps through the absolute shitshow that is Simon and Grace’s first meeting. It’s probably for the best.
Despite it all, it will be the start of beautiful friendship.Bookmarked by TheVampireAuthoress
24 Jun 2026
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the great tribulation by aloremrem for Ikira
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
17 Jun 2026
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When Grace gets seemingly teleported by means unknown into the SM-13 right as it was nearing The Light, both Simon and Grace have no idea what is happening. Grace knows he was supposed to be in his house on Erid, Simon knows this new guy cannot possibly be a hallucination, and Ava, upon hearing Grace ramble about theories for how he got there, knows that new guy is Smart. Could-Secure-Our-Survival Smart.
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22 Jun 2026
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Fuck Bruce Wayne by Valcha
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
23 Feb 2024
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"Okay," Oliver began, "we've already had our fair share of actors, singers and TV show hosts, and no one fucking remembers how classical writers look," the whole room simultaneously looked at Batman, who just shrugged barely enough to be perceived, "so I guess, now famous billionaires edition. Fuck, marry, kill: Lex Luthor, Bruce Wayne, Elon Musk."
"Hey! That's two villains on the list!"
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03 Apr 2026
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Why are you People Like This?! by Cassandra_Strom
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
23 Apr 2022
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When you are a celebrity, do people talk about you in awkward ways? Yes.
When you are a superhero, do you have a secret identity? Yes.
When you are a superhero with a secret identity of celebrity that no one knows, is there a possibility that the celebrity secret identity will be used to play FMK? You bet.
Does Batman aka Bruce Wayne (but know one knows this at the moment) regret everything? Yes, yes he does.
Heavily inspired by tumblr post. I do not own any direct quotes from the post.
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03 Apr 2026