SweetheartSlacker
Fandoms
- Homestuck (5)
- Vocaloid (1)
- Super Dangan Ronpa 2 (1)
- Dangan Ronpa Series (1)
- Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc (1)
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“At risk of sounding like I’m cribbing something straight from a B Plot porno, your dick’s huge, dude. Giving me a real workout here. Like it fucking hurts, but it’s– It’s good. So fucking good, don’t stop, please don’t stop.”
Dave and Karkat share a thoroughly informative first time.
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“Much as I appreciate the no-doubt literary wizardry you’re about to unleash, I’m more of a visual learner.”
Dave is made to reenact his dildo meetcute for an audience.
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- Part 2 of Pile Drive
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"Sometimes I’m minding my own business, doing whatever dudes in the later stages of healing their full childhood’s worth of trauma do, when the mere sight of your alternate future self catches me off guard."
An involuntary self-reflection on a particularly formative thirteen years. Dave spits some vitriol Bro's way.
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Falling for a prank and being watched while masturbating are two entirely separate things. Except when they’re not.
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- Part 1 of Pile Drive
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Dave: Abuse your friend's trust (1) by collectorArticulated (SweetheartSlacker)
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 Dec 2024
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"Like, if you wanna come so bad, you’re gonna get the full ticket to the Striders’ house of shit-fuckery."
Dave might have been more excited about John's visit, if only Bro hadn't gotten involved. Now there's guidelines he has to follow, and he's not looking forward to carrying them out.
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An offhand comment of Dave's leaves him sandwiched between Sollux and Karkat to prove a point. Unfortunately for him, trolls are much stronger than humans and these two in particular are easily distracted around each other.
Fortunately for him, choking on tentacle dick is neither just nor heroic.
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- English
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- 3,125
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- 1/1
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by SweetheartSlacker
21 Jun 2026
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Envy writes a story about him and Edward. Like everything else between them, it is nothing but entirely personal.
Bookmarked by SweetheartSlacker
13 Jun 2026
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How Do You Feel? by doctorcanon
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
29 Jan 2021
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"As the new Archbishop and Headmaster, Byleth takes care of logistics. Everyone’s well being is his responsibility. It’s Seteth’s job to take care of Byleth. And right now everyone’s famously stoic professor is clearly in a bad mood."
Byleth has been pretty grouchy...well...grouchier than usual lately and has been holing himself up in the Training Hall to blow off some steam. But of course, Claude tips off Seteth; the only one who really knows how to deal with him when he's like this. However, the two men have their own issues to sort out.
Bookmarked by SweetheartSlacker
14 Mar 2026
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fucked in the head (and aching with it) by OccasionallyObscene (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom
30 Aug 2023
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Jeff takes another route, when he goes to kill Liu. It's worse.
Bookmarked by SweetheartSlacker
10 Mar 2025
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“I hope this destroys you,” he says, his voice barely louder than a whisper. “I hope you won’t be able to look at yourself in the mirror.”
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- English
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by SweetheartSlacker
14 Aug 2024