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    “I have time.”

    Tim does not, in fact, have time.

    But it’s Nightwing who is calling. What’s he going to do—say no? Preposterous. That's a crime in and of itself. Tim would rather swallow nails and kiss his mother goodnight than say no to Dick Grayson. “How can I help you, Nightwing?”

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    or, when tim is three people at the same time, jebaits the bats into joining their family twice, and might be accidentally running the city as an emergency hotline operator. not necessarily in that order.

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    The wind whips around, rapid, and sharp with sand and grit.
    Tim can’t see—there’s so much dust trapped between his eyelids that he can hardly tell if they’re even closed or not. It burns and stings, it fills his lungs, and all he can think about is his body, buried under a new dune of sand, and his family, so many miles away, not even thinking to look for him there.

    And just as suddenly, the sun and sand and howling winds are gone.

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    In which the universe takes pity on Tim, just once, if it even was the universe at all.
    (My take on the surprisingly common “Tim Drake finds himself in a different universe” trope.)

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    I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).

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    The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.

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    He takes a long, slow breath. Ignores the glares from the other students. “Superboy,” he murmurs. “It’s me. If you’re listening, I could use some help.”

    Or: 5 times Superboy saves Tim Drake, and one time Tim Drake saves Superboy.

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    As a general rule, Bruce believed time, space, and dimension were not to be messed with. However, in this case seeing as an alternate universe’s Batman had come to their universe with the intention of killing him, replacing him, and tearing down their Justice League from the inside so his Justice League could implement their own brand of justice on as many universes as possible, it seemed like a problem best not left to fate.

    “I say we take the fight to them,” Hal said. “If they want to go around messing with our dimension, then fucking up theirs is fair game.”

    “Play on their home turf? No way,” Barry said. “They’re bound to realize their plan didn’t work eventually and then they’ll have to bring the fight to us.”

    “And who knows how many other unsuspecting civilians that may be caught in the crossfire of their attack,” Clark said.

    “I say we find out everything this imposter knows and then face them head on,” Diana said.

    “Oh please, if that doesn’t work on our Batman, there’s no way it works on evil Batman,” Oliver said.

    “Bruce?” Clark asked.

    “It was a good plan,” Bruce said.

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