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  1. Public Bookmark 98

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    The times Hollanov either went viral over shit that the internet went crazy over — or they were busy being batshit insane

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    04 Jun 2026

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Shane is introduced to smutty hockey romance novels. Ilya knows exactly what to do about that.

    Now available as a PODFIC as performed by the amazing Genpods! 💐

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    3,380
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    226
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    2,104
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    21 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    Shane is handy. Very handy.
    - Ilya likes this.

    The house is homophobic. Very homophobic.
    - Ilya does not like this.

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    Or in which Ilya Rozanov has beef with the cottage itself—believing that it is cockblocking them all the time. (Which may be true)

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    6,608
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    336
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    59
    Hits:
    7,261

    19 May 2026

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    @SensCentral✅️

    🚨 BREAKING: Images of text messages between Ottawa Centaurs members leaked!

    An anonymous account had posted images of a text messaging group chat, presumably from a player from the Ottawa Centaurs.

    UPDATE: Just confirmed that there was indeed a condom found by the Ice crew, and in the process of verifying the group chat.

    Images of the group messages below.

    [4 Photos of text messages with group named as "Centaurs (With Coach!(and not yucky pike))"]

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    2,112
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    1,993
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    181
    Hits:
    13,581

    19 May 2026

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    none of these stories are interconnected. they can be read in any order, and you're not missing something if you skip some of them. it's just all my HR fic, gathered in one place.

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    25
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    17 May 2026

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    A Wyatt Hayes POV of Shane’s first year with the Ottawa Centaurs feat. the Centaurs realizing the rivalry is still real, Shane’s no PDA rule, workplace ‘professionalism’, an unreasonable amount of Tim Horton’s discussion, and Montreal getting their ass kicked as they deserve.

    Mostly book canon with a little bit of show canon interspersed. Tags are updated as the story evolves.

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    58,222
    Chapters:
    14/18
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    934
    Kudos:
    3,298
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    95,768

    12 May 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 49

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    09 May 2026

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    One day, Ilya will just keel over and die from this. Today, thankfully, is not that day.

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    Shane doesn't discover new kinks so much as he comes up with them with his own beautiful mind. Ilya is along for the ride.

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    Chapters:
    9/13
    Comments:
    289
    Kudos:
    1,980
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    36,247

    09 May 2026

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    It can be hard to understand Hollander and Rozanov, especially when you know them as players first. But the deeper you go, the more the truth comes out - they're soulmates, destined to be together, always orbiting, always in love. Despite his persona, Shane gladly shows the world just how in love he is with Ilya. After all, Ilya deserves all of it and more. Walking Ilya like a dog? Look at Shane Hollander being proudly collared.

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    5 times people realise Shane is insane about his boyfriend/husband + the one time they're freaks together

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    63
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    2,565
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    21,055

    09 May 2026

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    “And you’re sure there’s nothing for you?” David says suddenly. “You’re not—you’re feeling okay? You’re not sick? Shane wouldn’t have any reason to think that you’re sick?”

    Ilya blinks and turns to him. “I am fine. Totally fine. Better than fine, even, before today.”

    “It’s just—Shane’s acting like you’re dying, Ilya.”

    “Not as far as I’m aware,” says Ilya. “And I do not think he would learn this before me.”

    The summer before Ilya joins the Centaurs, Shane wakes up nervous. It doesn't stop from there.

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    54,996
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1,492
    Kudos:
    10,144
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    219,943

    04 May 2026

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    Shane learns too much about his friends and their sex lives. They talk about things they’ve done in bed, and Shane starts to wonder if he’s doing something wrong.

    Curiosity piqued, the desperate get resourceful. Sometimes, those resources include asking the guy that you sometimes hate to teach you what you’re missing.

    Nothing can go wrong.

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    Chapters:
    32/32
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1,388
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    6,306
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    01 May 2026

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    Against all odds and despite Boston taking home the cup, Shane wins MVP in Vegas.

    In Penthouse 1, this is what he asks for.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    364
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    32,158

    30 Apr 2026

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    Ilya flopped onto the blanket next to Shane, dripping wet.

    “So,” he said. “You like sexy role play, yes?”

    Shane, who had just taken that moment to take a sip of ginger ale, promptly choked on it, spilling fizzy liquid all over his stomach and crotch.

    “Jesus Christ,” he rasped, as Ilya laughed at him, the fucker. “Who starts a conversation like that?”

    Shane and Ilya's intimacy at the cottage leads to some revelations that Shane had been repressing. Ilya is excited to give him exactly what he wants in every way.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    131
    Kudos:
    1,750
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    Hits:
    27,458

    28 Apr 2026

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    An invasive interview question leads to the internet finding out that Shane Hollander slept around. Shane can't catch a break from people trying to find out more about his personal life.

    [A silly little social media adjacent fic]

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    2,255
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    Hits:
    14,928

    28 Apr 2026

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    Shane’s heart dropped. He nodded once and sat up straighter, shoulders rolled back. “It is. I’m sorry if this is too far or whatever, but it’s what I want and I have to ask for what I want. It’s okay if you don’t want to. I’m not going to break up with you over this.” Or anything, really. Even if Ilya said he couldn’t stay a secret and wanted to fuck other people, Shane would let him.

    Ilya’s own heart split in two at that. He turned, metal scraping wood on the deck, and took both of Shane’s hands in his. Time and trust linked their fingers together automatically.

    “I’m not saying I do not want this,” Ilya began. Shane let out a small breath, shoulders relaxing. “But you must know, the things you are coming up with for sex are not things I have done.”

    Something about the cottage made him be honest. Maybe it was the promise last summer of being honest and saying how they really felt. Maybe it was the distance between that unknown precipice and the leap of faith they took together. Whatever it was, Ilya had to come clean if he was going to keep giving Shane whatever his brain and body wanted.

    AKA: Shane Hollander invents kink in the recesses of that beautiful brain

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    90,262
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    789
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    Hits:
    33,991

    28 Apr 2026

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    5 times Ilya was rough with Shane, and 1 time he was so gentle, Shane didn’t know what to do with it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    5,561
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    936
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    58,823

    23 Apr 2026

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    Hayden watches Shane, almost expecting him to go, "wow, I was hacked while we were at practice, look at these weird messages!". But no such luck. Shane smiles.

    A real smile, a big one, his text from Lily smile. God, Hayden was so sure they were sending each other endless strings of heart emojis and "I miss you more" "no, I miss you more"s, not…that. Never in a million years would he have guessed that.

    Or: 5 times someone's shocked to learn that Shane's a little freaky, +1 time someone isn't

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    949
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    26,590
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    164,006

    22 Apr 2026

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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,506
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1,032
    Kudos:
    13,987
    Bookmarks:
    3,445
    Hits:
    135,120

    13 Apr 2026

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    five times their friends realize shane might be the scary one, after all -- and one time ilya reminds the world he's only soft for shane.

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    their friends – and hayden fucking pike, who, for some reason, remains shane’s best friend – are slowly realizing they can be more complex than Hollander and Rozanov. they can be Shane and Ilya, too.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,046
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    21
    Comments:
    781
    Kudos:
    39,691
    Bookmarks:
    7,150
    Hits:
    323,110

    13 Apr 2026

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