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    "So," Wade says an hour or so later. "Hot gay DILFs are going missing from The Smokehouse and it's up to us to catch the DILFinator. The DILF crusher." He snaps his fingers. "The DILF Destroyer!"

    Lines deepen between Logan's eyebrows. "The fuck is a DILF?"

    "Dad I'd Like to Fuck," Wade chirps, "so, like, distressingly hot middle-aged men."

    Logan blinks. "Oh."

    (In which Logan and Wade are hired to catch a serial killer with very specific tastes.)

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Five times Wade acted like a brat and teased Logan and One time Logan finally put him in his place

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    08 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 78

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    There were rules to this sort of thing.

    Unspoken, but universally accepted rules.

    Rules that they kept. Fucking. Breaking.

    And the problem with breaking rules was that once you started, it was difficult to stop, especially when you didn’t face any immediate consequences. Almost like maybe the rules didn’t matter to begin with. Like maybe it was okay, just this once, and then when it was okay - when it turned out nothing bad happened whatsoever - then maybe it was okay a second time. And a third. Maybe that specific rule didn’t actually apply to you at all.

    And maybe the next one didn’t either.

    The rules were as follows:
    #1. No kissing
    #2. No cuddling
    #3. No feelings
    #4. No jealousy
    #5. No promises

    Easy enough to follow.

    Until they weren’t.

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    A story told in two parts, 1974 and 2025, of how Logan Howlett is terrible at not falling in love with Wade Wilson and vice versa.

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    24 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    “Would you mind getting… a little lower?” Wade said, quiet, voice void of any trace of inauthenticity.

    Logan’s heart beat faster in his ribcage. He hoped Wade couldn’t feel it.

    “By lower you mean…?”

    Logan didn’t want to assume, didn’t want to seem too eager to get his hands on Wade in ways that he shouldn’t.

    Wade reached down with one hand and tugged at the corner of the towel, not pulling it off.

    So he did mean his ass then. Alright. Fuck.

     

    Logan could do this. It was just a massage. An ass massage. That was completely normal and fine and not weird at all.

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    17 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Summary: After a very heated fight between Logan and Wade, Logan for once in his life, has to not only apologize, but actively make up his mistake.

    The only set back?

    Logan is terrible at feelings.

    OR: Poolverine Fight (And Make-Up) Fic

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    06 Mar 2026