13 Works by Simple_Caesar
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For a few seconds, he sees it disappear from his peripheral vision. He sighs, and starts to slow down.
Then, something breaks the water in front of his boat. It lifts off a couple of meters from the surface, tail long, bare human torso twisting in efffort before it dives back down. Water splashes in Simon’s face. His boat comes to a still. He can still see the round impact of the landing
That is… definitely a mermaid.
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Simon is a fisherman living in a small town nestled inside of a cove known for its red beach and water. The day a strange duo composed of an even stranger doctor and his accented friend arrive into town, Simon makes a strange encounter.
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Only over you by Simple_Caesar
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
01 Jun 2026
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“What’s up, Simon? How’d you enjoy last night? Did you like the barbecue?” Colt says, using his grip on Simon’s shoulder to make him spin on his stool so they are face-to-face. Colt smiles widely.
- Simon grabs hold of his shirt and pushes him back against the wall, crashing their mouths together. His hand sinks into his blonde hair, pulling him closer.-
“Yeah, it was nice,” he confirms, clearing his throat. He straightens on his stool, fidgeting with the frayed edge of his apron.
“Yeah? What about my brother? How did you get along with him?” Colt asks. “I know he’s a bit,” he gestures in the air with his hand, “you know? But he’s a really nice guy when you get to know him.”
-Ryland is pliant beneath him, panting hard into Simon’s mouth as they move together. His skin is so hot against Simon’s that it burns. A moan rips out of his throat as he comes deep into Simon, squeezing his ass hard, keeping him in place as Ryland grinds up into him. There’s gonna be fingerprints on his ass tomorrow, for sure.-
“Yeah, yeah, he’s nice,” Simon replies, looking down at Colt’s shoes.
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Step into his shoes by Simple_Caesar
Fandoms: Avatar (Movies - Cameron), Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
24 May 2026
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“Your brother represented a significant investment, and we’d like you to take over his contract. Your genome being identical, you could step into his shoes. Literally.”
They hand him a clipboard with a pen. In big bold letters at the top he reads “Avatar Programm”.
“He’s dead,” Colt dumbly repeats.
He wasn’t even aware Ryland had left this planet.
“How did he die?”“You don’t need to concern yourself over the gritty details. The grief must be horrible enough,” one of the agents says, not a single muscle of his big fat face moving to emulate empathy. He looks down at Colt’s wheelchair.
“We’re offering you a fresh start. To do something that matters,” the other insists. He taps the bottom of the paper, on the line dedicated to Colt’s signature. “And the pay. It’s generous, very generous.”
Colt’s accident replays in his head, tuning out all other sounds. He lives alone in the tiniest apartment that his settlement is able to cover. He doesn’t even have a dog.
He grabs the pen.
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The sleeper in the Vale by Simple_Caesar
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
18 May 2026
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In a green hollow where a river sings,
Moss sways wildly in ribbons of silver;
The sun shines down from haughty peaks—
The bright little vale is foaming with rays.A young soldier, mouth open, head bare,
And neck cooled by blue watercress,
Sleeps. He lays on the grass, under the sky,
Pale in his green bed as light drizzles down.Feet in the gladiolas, he sleeps. Smiling as
A sick child will smile, he took a nap:
Nature, cradle him warmly: he is cold.The fragrant scents do not tempt his nose;
He sleeps in the sun, his hand on his chest,
Very still. There are two red holes in his right side.The Sleeper in The Vale, Arthur Rimbaud
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First few days on Erid through Simon's eyesSeries
- Part 3 of Upon the beach
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Je voudrais voir la mer(I'd like to see the sea) by Simple_Caesar
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
17 May 2026
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Simon goes for a swim
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- Part 2 of Upon the beach
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Ryland Grace’s routine on Erid is interrupted when a mysterious human man is found in space in a ship covered in blood, and subsequently put in the biosphere with him. As events unfold and as they get to know each other, Grace comes to the realisation that his new not-so-friendly neighbour might not be from Earth at all…
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- Part 1 of Upon the beach
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Sincerely, it's scary by Simple_Caesar
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
13 Oct 2021
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Crosshair isn’t the type to get self-conscious, but he doesn’t like being observed that way. So he stares back and watches as Anakin’s eyes turn half-lidded. The other man isn’t impressed, holds Crosshair’s gaze as if there aren’t a thousand distractions around them. Crosshair needs to correct himself; he doesn’t feel observed, he feels seen. And he doesn’t like it, looking back down in his drink.
--After making out with his coworker in a parking lot, Crosshair finds himself sharing a drink with Anakin.
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- Part 2 of Under the cover of night
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So I cry and I beg by Simple_Caesar
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
04 Oct 2021
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“Want one?” Crosshair asks, holding up the half-empty pack of cigarettes. Crosshair leans on his bike, black and red with a white skull painted on each side of it. Anakin isn’t much of a smoker, but he takes one anyway.
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- Part 1 of Under the cover of night
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Just for us by Simple_Caesar
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
21 Jul 2021
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Jango and Obi-Wan met in a shitty bar on Coruscant, little did they know, their lives were deeply intertwined.
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Or, Jango survives Geonosis and goes on Tatooine to raise his murder child Boba.
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Zeb waits a lot, he doesn't really know why.
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With a mix of groans, moans of pain, and water slipping out of his lips. His nose ached, where it had been strongly pinched.
Obie opened his eyes, a warm hand pushing back the dark hair stuck to his forehead.
"I'm not a doctor, but I did have a class on CPR and I did my best. You okay?" the young boy asked, helping Obie to sit up, a steady hand on his shoulder."Looks like I owe you a chocolate bar," Obie said.
The blond only smiled more, if it was even possible for him to wipe off his smug features.or
I wrote a one-shot for my girlfriend at 1am and it turned into one of my best works.
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And they were roommates... by Simple_Caesar
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
10 Nov 2020
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When Patroclus transfers to Athens High school, he certainly wasn't expecting to fall in the middle of a prank war between Athens HS and Troy HS, each fighting for a very indecisive woman. Nor did he expected to share a room with the most annoying man in the world: Achilles.
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I basically rewrote the Iliad as a high school pranks war
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"Hey, it's going to be alright," reassured Merlin, a calming hand on Arthur's shoulder.
The blond was fidgeting with his fingers, tapping his foot on the floor, biting his lips while staring at the phone laying on the table.
To you, it might seem like an ordinary object. It might be useful, entertaining or life-saving.
But to Arthur, it was the devil's child.He dreaded the phone call he had to make more than anything in his life.
Well, that's not true.
The blond had been more nervous when proposing to Merlin.