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    “Find Medusa?” Percy spluttered, trying and failing not to sound indignant. “Nobody wants to find Medusa. You run into Medusa while trying to retrieve your uncle’s stolen lightning bolt and then mail her head to the gods after she keeps talking about how your eyes are like your father’s.”

    From behind him, Piper raised a single finger. “When you mail what to whom?”

    Percy glanced over his shoulder to give her a shrug. “Don’t worry about it. I was twelve,” he said before turning back to where Gabe was still fighting against the ropes binding his hands together. “Do you have any idea what to do with him?”

    Nico leaned over, craning his neck to better peer at the hot sauce that still stained Gabe’s face despite the years of statue-ification. “Um, we could see if your dad wants to turn him into a fish or something?”

    Percy grimaced. If Gabe Ugliano was a fish, then he’d be forced to hear the man’s voice in his head for years to come. But also, he could maybe mount him on a wall, so perhaps it wasn’t an entirely terrible idea.

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    Medusa’s sculptures are mysteriously coming back to life. Percy doesn’t think murder is an unreasonable action given the circumstances.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    Absolutely beautiful

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    “This… this would qualify as a mental breakdown, right?” Triton asked, frowning over his shoulder to where Percy was still fuming in the corner. The lady at the counter curiously glanced over before lifting a questioning brow. “My brother – half-brother, technically, I have much better breeding – decided to run away from home to where our father can’t reach him and now he won’t leave. And now I can’t leave unless he leaves,” Triton continued. Percy opened his mouth to object that wasn’t what happened at all, but the tyrant only waved a hand to silence him. “He’s seen war or whatever, so if you could maybe just drug him then I’ll throw him into a suitcase and we can be out of here by the Summer Solstice!”

    Silence. Finally, the woman cleared her throat and turned to Percy.

    “I’m guessing he’s the one you want checked into the mental hospital?” She asked. Triton gasped as Percy punched the air in victory.

    “Aha!”

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    Getting in trouble works a little differently when your parent is an all-powerful god. Sometimes you have to escape to the land beyond gods and get your immortal brother turned human to drag you back so you can be exploded a million pieces. You know, normal teenage stuff.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    This is so fucking good I may jump back to PJO fanfics just because of this one

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    “You’re friends… with Triton?” Percy asked. Ridley nodded stoically as Triton himself looked as if he wanted to figure out how to drown. A feral grin touched Percy’s lips. Triton never let him near his friends… or even know their names. For a while, Percy was convinced he just didn’t have any. That certainly made more sense than him being friends with someone as nice as Ridley. “Why?” he asked, and Triton’s eyes narrowed.

    “King Poseidon paid me to,” Ridley told him. Ah. Percy figured he was joking but gave an understanding nod anyway. Triton pinched the bridge of his nose. “I’m guessing I’m needed at the banquet?” he asked him, and Triton gave a slight nod. “Very well, Lord Perseus,” he nodded. Oh. There was a banquet? That at least explained why nobody was back from their duties yet… Did this mean he had to be bored another three hours? Not that he would have enjoyed the banquet. Rhode had forced him to attend exactly one formal event, and he accidentally blew something up.

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    I finally got around to starting those oneshots. Enjoy the various levels of chaos coming your way.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    Honestly fucking fire

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    “Now that you’ve met everyone in my class, who’s your favorite?”

    Eri stares at him. “You.”

    Deku laughs a little, even though he looks happy to hear it. “That’s very sweet,” he says, “but I meant out of everyone else.”

    Oh. Eri considers this, but after what happened today she doesn’t really have to think about it. “Kacchan,” she tells him. She likes Kacchan because he’s nice and because he doesn’t treat her like she’s fragile and because he made her cookies. And she knows Deku likes him a lot, too, so she knows it’s a good answer.

    “Do you want to know a secret, Eri?” Deku smiles again. “Kacchan is my favorite, too.”

     

    Or Katsuki makes it his business to befriend Eri, and realizes he has a lot in common with this traumatized kid.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Katsuki sighs. Long and heavy. What the fuck is even his life?

    “One event,” he says. “I’ll try it once. If your agency sucks, I’m out.”

    Deku beams like he just won a lottery. “Thank you, Kacchan! You’re the best!”

    “Also I want to pick the suit.”

    “Done.”

    “And you never speak to me in public on campus. I don’t want fucking reporters or stupid fans following me”

    “Absolutely.”

    Katsuki leans back. “You’re really gonna drag me into high hero society and pretend I’m your boyfriend.”

    Deku smirks. “Oh, Kacchan. You’re gonna sell it better than anyone.”

    Katsuki groans and orders a steak. If he’s gonna do this, he might as well eat something expensive while he feels his dignity slipping away.

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    Or: Support Course!Katsuki becomes ProHero!Izuku sugar baby for a hot minute

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    07 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Top marks. Have to read. Just perfection.