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Knock On Wood by SaturnineAgent for diemarysues
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Jan 2019
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“You really think I’ll allow you to leave when you look like this?” Toshinori mutters against the skin of Shōta’s throat, and it sends shivers down his spine. “Brat.”
There are lots of things Shōta can’t resist in life; one of those includes dressing up for a grumpy old man.
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Caught in the Headlights by SaturnineAgent
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Dec 2018
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Yagi leans into a hand and looks directly at him across the table dividing them, a little smile tugging on the corner of his mouth, as if amused. ”I’m just really attentive, Shōta.”
Shōta knows that nothing will come of his dressing to impress when he goes out, but it doesn’t stop him from doing it despite his misgivings.
But he doesn’t expect the desire of his affections to put the moves on him.
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The Scent of Evergreen by SaturnineAgent for rhiannak
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
18 Dec 2017
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Some would say that when Bilbo Baggins returned home from his scandalous adventure, that had been the news of the whole year in Hobbiton. The majority would beg your pardon and argue that the biggest news hadn't been of him returning from the dead, oh no, it was the fact that he was now married.
A little over a year has passed since they had settled into Bag End as their new home follwing the Battle of Five Armies. Their life was calm and they were both healing. Thorin couldn't have been more welcomed into the lives of Bagginses and Tooks and other numerous relations, for they had been most excited that their notorius bachelor of a relative had finally settled down. Bilbo found them vexing most of the time, but if they were able to put a smile on his husbands face then he would gladly bear the suffering. Especially now with the Yuletide celebrations looming in the horizon.
Becoming the new parents of a child would not really be that great of a challenge, now would it?
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The Baggins Agenda by SaturnineAgent, Tiwaz
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Mar 2017
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When the latest unsavoury rumour circulates in Hobbiton is about the possible nature of the relationship between two cousins, Bilbo Baggins of Bag End is finally resolved to abandon his bachelorhood and enter the society, much to the chagrin of mentioned cousin and her son. What he expected was meddling relatives, annoying matchmakers and unimpressive prospects. What he didn't expect was Thorin Oakenshield before his front door.
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A Hobbit does simply walk into Mordor by SaturnineAgent for Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
09 Apr 2014
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An illustration for chapter 29 of "A shot in the dark" by author Silver_pup.
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Flowers usually grow in the ground, sometimes they grow between the cracks in the pavement, and only in specific situations do they grow in someone’s lungs. Vox has been suffering from one such situation for so long that he has to search out an old friend to fix him. An old friend that he had a falling out with. One large enough that the rift could lead to deadly consequences.
Alastor has been a resident at the Hazbin Hotel for a while now and following the events of Vox’s rise to power and subsequent defeat at Alastor’s own hands, he has been living comfortably, if not slightly annoyed by his fellow residents. On an ordinary day in his room, he’s summoned by Charlie of all people to come to Vox’s aid. Things are much more dire than he’d bargained for. He must act fast to help Vox sink… or swim.
Skirting a few boundaries, Alastor has to save Vox’s life. Perhaps getting a few choice benefits along the way.
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can we go home now? (it's getting later, baby) by gianduja (24sevenheaven)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Jun 2026
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Kaveh expects some offhandedly smug, smooth remark from Alhaitham about how Kaveh’s his senior but never acts like it, or how it was the most logical outcome given the circumstances and he’s being a child for debating with him about it. But he just mumbles, low and almost petulant, “It is what it is.” He won’t meet Kaveh’s eyes. “You can’t move out.”
Kaveh balks at him before rubbing at his face furiously. “You can’t be serious. You can’t be serious,” he laughs, almost delirious. There’s no way his luck has reached this new low. He knows the ascended heroes on Celestia are guffawing at his misfortune. “Why would you do that when you’ve always wanted me to leave anyway?”
Alhaitham stares at him for a long moment before sighing, slipping into his seat and sliding his plate of Kaveh’s carefully constructed Fatteh towards him primly. “Why indeed,” he drones, sounding exhausted. “Why indeed.”
or: in which there’s a cohabitation clause in sumeru city’s body of legislation; a pair who lives together for longer than six months, files taxes together, and presents as a couple are considered married by law. who knew. (alhaitham, apparently.)
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18 Jul 2026
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Alastor didn’t meet his eyes; his gaze stayed fixed on the gun in his hand as he opened the cylinder and tipped the remaining bullets into his hand. He looked at them for a moment, rattling them around with muted clinks before finally taking one between his fingers and slipping it into a chamber. “Have you ever played Russian roulette?”
Eyes wide, Vox couldn’t suppress his derisive snort. “Fuck no. Why would I?” He watched Alastor snap the cylinder back into place and give it a spin, the chrome flashing like a disco ball. Vox swallowed. “Have you?”
The smirk Alastor shot him was dark and dangerous, and he felt his heart clench. “Once. It was quite a rush.” With his thumb, he pulled the hammer back; there was a decisive click as it locked into place. “Fancy a game?”
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OR: Old men will do literally anything but go to therapy.
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14 Jul 2026
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Some things never change, come hell or high water. Mimzy was a force that was comfortably familiar. In both life and death Alastor had a soft spot for her. She was his girl. The woman that saw him when no one else did and offered her arms as sanctuary. Confident, boisterous and a bit of a trouble maker, but still Alastor’s girl. And he had always been Mimzy’s man. The man she went to when she was in trouble. The man whose attention she wanted. The man who took care of her.
Alastor loved taking care of Mimzy.
TransAlastor. Alastor’s body is talked about using masculine terms.
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Vox and Alastor have been rivals for decades, but their public animosity masks something far more complicated. What starts as aggressive encounters in Vox's control room evolves into something neither demon knows how to name. They're terrible at this, whatever this is, but in Hell, maybe being terrible together is better than being perfect alone. A story about two overlords who discover that the line between hatred and need is thinner than either wants to admit.
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30 Jun 2026