SailorFish
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The stupid thing is that they’re so far down the food chain they didn’t even recognise her as Donna Vongola.
If they had, it would surely be Gokudera-kun being beaten to get her to talk.
Kyouko and Gokudera get kidnapped by some mafia underlings and have to decide how to handle the situation.
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Some Ruminations On Miracles, The Responsibility Thereof by SailorFish
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
21 Mar 2021
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Moist von Lipwig has claimed he received a miracle from the gods. The gods react.
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ABC's (Arpeggios, Books, Coffee) of Love by SailorFish
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Original Work
23 Oct 2020
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Eurydike knew immediately which one the god-born was. Him and his swagger weren’t hard to miss. He was sitting at the furthest table on the terrace - the one closest to the sea - and he was dressed in a black bomber jacket and sunglasses. The breeze played through his dark curls; his eyes were hidden under sunglasses, but were no doubt some brilliant colour like all the god-born. He had his legs stretched out and his feet propped up on a battered guitar case. Silhouetted against the waves, it made for a handsome picture.
Eurydike scoffed. It was late spring. It wasn’t cold enough to need a jacket and it wasn’t bright enough to need sunglasses.
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Just a modern retelling of an old story.
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Achilles stood up. He had been expecting the stranger since Megaera had stalked past him, elegant despite the anger and blood dripping from her.
An AU where Zagreus was raised by Demeter and ends up fighting his way through the Underworld regardless - just in the opposite direction. Guarding the entrance out is the terrifying monster Cerberus, but guarding the entrance in is Achilles, best of Greeks. And he has strict orders not to let anyone in.
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The Tale of the Cygnet-Princess, of Her Father the Renowned and Mighty Bogatyr Prince Gvidon Saltanovich, and of Her Mother the Beautiful Swan-Queen by SailorFish
Fandoms: Сказка о царе Салтане - Александр Пушкин | The Tale of Saltan the Tsar - Alexander Pushkin, Slavic Mythology & Folklore
29 Aug 2020
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Her swan-mother keened. An abrupt sound, brief and feral; a sound passed down mother to daughter in an unbroken line. One day, the cygnet-princess thought, when her swan-mother died, she would make that same sound too.
A story about immigration and about going "home" for a funeral.
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Trollmarket by SailorFish
Fandom Tales of Arcadia (Cartoons), Trollhunters (Cartoon)
17 Jun 2018
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Please Step Aside While Hobbitlings Continue Being Awesome by SailorFish
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
26 Dec 2013
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Premise of this series:
Thorin becomes King Under The Mountain. He and Bilbo have fallen in love and Bilbo moves to Erebor.Tread Lightly concerns itself with their wedding, and Bilbo's relatives coming to visit for it. His tiny, adorable Hobbitling relatives.
Send Weekly is basically a collection of one-shots taking place in this AU, the majority of which are set during the time of LOTR. (Due to the events of Tread Lightly, the majority of the Fellowship are friends before the Quest begins and Frodo has been raised in Erebor; both facts have quite an effect on the original plot!)
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Jason Todd is dead and Bruce is still grieving when an alternate Bruce Wayne from a different dimension opens a gateway into his house. The alternate’s intentions seem benign, but while Bruce is in his manor he comes across that universe’s Jason, frightened and bruised.
Bruce takes him home but he has no idea what his alternate has truly put Jason through and for his alternate son he’s only traded one captor for another. Jason only sees one way out of the hell he’s in. Someone his old universe doesn’t have. Someone who’ll save anyone, no matter how broken they are.
Somehow he needs to find Batman.
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- Part 20 of Through the Looking Glass
Bookmarked by SailorFish
03 Jun 2026
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last verse of a murder ballad by unintelligiblescreaming
Fandoms: The Folk of the Air - Holly Black
19 Sep 2025
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All the children of the gentry are there to see it when Jude Duarte comes of age. As is customary for redcaps, she does so covered in blood. She’s not quite nineteen, a precocious age for one’s first kill, but no one is surprised. Everyone knows Jude is her father’s heir through and through. The elder of the twins by minutes, she might even be mistaken for human if it weren’t for the slitted eyes, cold and hard, that she inherited from the general.
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AU where Cardan is a mortal desperate to earn a place in the court, even if it means blackmailing Jude, the redcap who's always had it out for him.
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- Part 1 of verses (roleswap AU)
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23 May 2026
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Somewhere in the garage, Jason squeaks to a stop again, but this time, there’s no shouted exclamations, and the footsteps don’t start again. Dick furrows his brow. It sounds like he stopped near the Japanese cars, and Dick can’t even remember what’s over there. He picks up his pace from where he had been meandering through the garage and beelines to where he thinks Jason is, the sudden silence unnerving him. God, what if something’s wrong, what if—
Jason is standing, arms frozen at his sides, breath shallow, jaw clenched tight, eyes the size of dinner plates. When Dick sees what he’s staring at, he can’t help the smirk. Jason turns his whole head to look at Dick and says, in a near whisper: “is that a Supra?”
“Yeah,” says Dick, “that’s the Supra.”
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Bruce requests that Dick try to bond with Jason before the adoption and leaves zero instructions on how to do that. Dick improvises.
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there’s no way they’re not all car guys, I can feel it in my bones
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20 May 2026
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“I accidentally signed off on an arranged marriage to Sokka,” Zuko says faintly. He sits up so fast he almost falls out of his chair. “I signed off on an arranged marriage to Sokka, and he agreed."
In which Zuko suffers in a variety of ways, including but not limited to: close and constant proximity to the object of his affections, assassination attempts, and irreparable injuries to his dignity.
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- Part 1 of the problem children
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18 Apr 2026
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Light footsteps, soft rustling of fabric. A thump against one of the other doors in the hall, like a foot or an elbow, followed by a quietly snarled curse.
Damian lets out an irritated sigh.
He jerks the door the rest of the way open, fixing a glare into the dim light of the hall. “It is four in the morning,” he hisses at the small shadow now frozen in the doorway across and one down from his own, wide eyes staring back at him in the moonlight. “You understand that the time after patrol is intended to be for sleep?”
Todd hunches his shoulders. Were he a cat, his back would be puffed up defensively. “Then go to bed,” he hisses. “It’s not my fault you have freaky bat hearing!” His eyes dart nervously towards Father’s door at the end of the hallway.
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12 Apr 2026