Saebrin
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Take No Wife, Father No Children by Saebrin for partialconstellations
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV)
10 Sep 2023
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In which Jon Snow, a Brother of the Night’s Watch, breaks no vows but somehow ends up with a family anyways.
(An AU where instead of meeting Ygritte, Jon runs into Tormund and his daughters first.)
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Tell My Sorrows to the Stones by Saebrin for vanyamire
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Dec 2021
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In which Thorin Oakenshield has too much in common with King Midas, and Bilbo Baggins decides true love is worth the risk to life and limb.
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Durin Blue (with Balls to Match) by Saebrin for CATtheFearless
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Dec 2019
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Thorin and Bilbo have survived a quest, a battle, and a coronation, and all that remains is their happily ever after. They’re deeply in love and life couldn’t be better, right?
…Well, maybe it would be if they could get more than thirty seconds alone together.
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In a reality where Smaug attacks Erebor much later and is slain by Thorin in the process, the King Under the Mountain must contend with a whole new problem: greenery refuses to grow in the Desolation around the mountain, yet thousands of dwarves and humans must still be fed. In desperation, Thorin leads an envoy to the Shire to inquire about hiring a Green Magic hobbit. When none agree to make the journey, though, he’s left with no choice but to kidnap one.
Cue Bilbo Baggins.
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What do you do when you want something, and only your enemy can give it to you? (AKA that time Marcus Flint learned to cast a Patronus, and Harry got split custody of a cat.) Set during Prisoner of Azkaban.
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- Part 1 of Mutual Benefits
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This is heaven and I'd die for it by Deerlie_03
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Mar 2026
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For one, singular, blissful moment, nothing is wrong when Ilya wakes up.
And then the bubble pops.
With something less like a pinprick and more like a gunshot.
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After Ilya is outed he has to deal with being the only openly queer player in the league, being Russian, and being in love with Hollander even after he ran away all at once. It sucks. He does it anyway.
Series
- Part 1 of The body aches when you tell it to quit
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- English
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- 28,998
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 11
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- 852
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11 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
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You're a goddamn genius.----
The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
- Language:
- English
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- 5,151
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- 1/1
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- 787
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- 13,540
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- 77,154
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10 Jun 2026
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Regulus Black survived the inferi only for the aftereffects of the cursed cave to attack his magic and turn him into a squib.
He lived long enough to see his brother arrested and imprisoned without trial. He lived long enough for his mother to disown him. He lived long enough to become an outcast in the world where he grew up.
Regulus had nothing left to live for. Then one day, on a whim, he decided to check on his brother’s godson. And then Regulus had someone to fight for.
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- Part 1 of More than Magic
- Language:
- English
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- 375,889
- Chapters:
- 47/47
- Collections:
- 5
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- 1,328
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10 Jun 2026
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Jaw Man flicked his middle finger up at Ilya, who didn’t seem to mind, and gestured towards Shane and Hayden with raised eyebrows. “The f*** are you even doing right now, man.”
Ilya said briefly, “Orgy.”
“Uh,” said Shane, “no, that’s not—”
Ilya grinned at him. It was a mean-edged grin but something about it seemed to suggest that he was joking with Shane, rather than about him. “Oh, he speaks.”
“We’re not here for an orgy,” Shane said to Jaw Man. “We’re missionaries with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.”
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- English
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- 1/1
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10 Jun 2026
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this is why we can't have nice things by apageinthisbook
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
11 Jun 2026
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Remember when Hayden Pike punches Ilya after Shane said not to, right before the announcement of the Irina Foundation? Remember that that was the second time Hayden laid his hands on Ilya in the first month of knowing him?
Or, Shane gets rightfully fed up after the first month of Hayden's behavior towards Ilya. Punching Ilya was the final straw, so he tells Hayden to pretend he never found out. It sets off a chain of events landing him, happily, in Ottawa a year earlier and with a better support system for both him and Ilya.
- Language:
- English
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- 24,872
- Chapters:
- 10/?
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08 Jun 2026