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Ghost had been sure, many times in his life, that he had the worst luck in the world. Now, he could make that the worst luck in the fucking universe. Getting captured by aliens wasn't his idea of a nice Sunday, yet here he was.
The 141 knows very little about humans. They're fearsome, dangerous creatures from an even worse planet. The few expeditions foolish enough to get close disappeared entirely. The one report salvaged from a lucky ship, a long time ago, isn't really helping.
They have to figure out what to do with the one in front of them.Or, humans are space orcs but make it COD.
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Stop One Heart From Breaking by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Nov 2020
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Jaskier's been a ruined omega for six years now. He's been bought by more alphas than he cares to count, and sold on again; he knows how this works.
Being bought by a witcher is a new level of terror...and then it turns out it's not just one witcher, but three. Jaskier is fairly sure he's going to die.
And then it turns out that witchers really don't act much like human alphas at all.
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- Part 1 of I Shall Not Live In Vain
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09 Apr 2026
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Jaskier's carefully crafted life as a bard turned spy is uprooted in an instant when his family finally decides that he is no longer disowned now that they have a use for him. When back in Lettenhove, he finds out that his father has put out a warrant for him. He has finally found a use for his bastard son. As it turns out that use is sending him as part of a tribute to the Warlord of the North. All of them under the impression he won't walk out of that place alive, Jaskier is determined to survive in anyway he can.
The first of a series I'm starting. Your classic Tribute Jaskier becomes the warlord's husband and dearly loved bard. With some bumps along the way :) Very slow burn...
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- Part 11 of Jaskier Centric Whump + Smut
- Part 1 of Witcher Warlord AU
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03 Apr 2026
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Simon snorted, hating how condescending he sounded. He wasn't aiming it toward Johnny. "Yeah, and everyone's always so excited to lay me until they get ahold of my stupid fucking shrimp dick."
"Why would ye think Ah'd give a shite about tha', baby? Dinnae care what's in yer pants."Except, Soap does care what's in Ghost's pants. Who knew he liked his dicks tiny?
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08 Sep 2025
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It still took his breath away. The beauty of Simon Riley. The way the light played across his cheekbones like it had traveled all this way just to touch his face. Lightyears of travel, worth it just for a fleeting moment in his presence.
Soap had once thought of Simon as a sculpture, beauty immortalized in stone by passionate hands. But he was wrong.
Simon was the artist. Painting everything around him into pure beauty just by being in his presence. Ever changing, ever growing, lighting up all that came within his radius. Pulled in by the same gravity that had Soap in orbit.
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The one where soulmates leave marks on each other at their first skin on skin contact. Soap joins the 141 hoping to find a home in the form of a team. He finds it in the form of a man instead.
The soulmate story that is about choosing who you love.- Language:
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24 Jan 2024